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Juliet O'Hara ([personal profile] littleblonderiddle) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-19 03:25 am

Voicetesting! Canon is Psych.

Magic castles, foreign planets and sex islands? Seriously? This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Actually, no, maybe not the weirdest, but it makes the top five. Look, I'm glad that you're excited – I think – but don't you have enough on your plate already? Wouldn't want you to get overwhelmed. Besides, I have a job to do and... pets. Who's going to feed the poor things if I'm stuck in some crazy alternate universe? And who's going to keep Carlton from shooting Shawn? You should consider that.

Okay, I admit that the idea of actually meeting some pretty iconic people sounds kind of awesome, but-- Oh, wow. You just pulled that card. You don't fight fair.
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[personal profile] psychouts 2012-03-19 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Jules. Jules Juliet O'Hara. Juliet of the O'Haras. Give me some credit. As a man who has recently experienced some reluctant, mostly unconscious personality development, I've had to give a lot of thought to my future. Specifically having one. So rest assured, should Lassiefrass' hair-trigger control finally snap and he fires one of his many terrifyingly well-hidden weapons at me...

Gus and I have been practicing certain maneuvers. For example, the Wounded Duck Fall. And his least favorite, the Human Shield.
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[personal profile] psychouts 2012-03-20 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Now I know I've never been the most responsible of men. I signed that and all other -ible adjectives over to Gus at a very young age. But I'll have you know that there are organizations interested in the preservation of this self's body so while you may doubt me, you should not doubt the Smithsonian to whom I will bequeath my body and Vidal Sassoon to whom I will bequeath my hair.

And that's harsh, Jules. The venerable mountain monks who taught us those moves will have some very harsh things to say about you on their Facebook. Don't worry, they'll also say you've got hair of spun gold while they lambast you for your non-confidence-having. I made sure to mention that whenever I talked about you. I'm pretty sure they think your full name is Jules Withhairofspungold. They think you're Norwegian, probably.
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[personal profile] psychouts 2012-03-20 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So it's a non-part of me that you doubt. Which means you have faith in all of me. That gets me here, Jules. In my cardiochestal area. I'll even ignore that implication about Dempsey being my coiffurish superior. Superior in coiffure? Coiffperior?

I did ghostwrite most of Gus' love letters all throughout high school. A year or two in college. Even just last month, to that attractive lady neighbor of his. And that's a wise move, Jules. Those monks can get pretty vicious. The corrupting influence of the Internet, you know.
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[personal profile] psychouts 2012-03-21 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? My specialty is finding the silver lining of a dark cloud and then reversing that cloud so that mostly you see the lining on the outside so it's all silver and gleaming. Then everyone goes like "Where's the cloud?" and then someone will go "Shawn fixed it." and then I'd take a well-deserved bow and bask in the silvery sunny day that I made possible.

Have I thoroughly distracted you from your inexplicable and cruel Dempsey allegiance? Because that cloud thing has a sequel.

Eh, contributing reason... primary reason... to-may-to, to-mah-to.
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[personal profile] psychouts 2012-03-23 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I do like your worded letters, Jules, positive or not. Your police reports? A thing of beauty that is a joy forever.

Hah! And let me repeat that again because I don't think that conveyed the proper amount of scornful scorn that I think that horribly untrue statement deserves - Hah! in bold and italics. Say that again to the `Best Best Friend Forever Forever` mug that Gus bought for me as a gift. He debated getting me a t-shirt with that same slogan on it but he decided against it and went for Wrestlemania tickets.

[ ok shawn may or may not have bought all of those things but it was with gus' credit card so technically! they're from gus ]