Juliet O'Hara (
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dear_mun2012-03-19 03:25 am
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Voicetesting! Canon is Psych.
Magic castles, foreign planets and sex islands? Seriously? This is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Actually, no, maybe not the weirdest, but it makes the top five. Look, I'm glad that you're excited – I think – but don't you have enough on your plate already? Wouldn't want you to get overwhelmed. Besides, I have a job to do and... pets. Who's going to feed the poor things if I'm stuck in some crazy alternate universe? And who's going to keep Carlton from shooting Shawn? You should consider that.
Okay, I admit that the idea of actually meeting some pretty iconic people sounds kind of awesome, but-- Oh, wow. You just pulled that card. You don't fight fair.
Okay, I admit that the idea of actually meeting some pretty iconic people sounds kind of awesome, but-- Oh, wow. You just pulled that card. You don't fight fair.
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Gus and I have been practicing certain maneuvers. For example, the Wounded Duck Fall. And his least favorite, the Human Shield.
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By the way, any maneuver that has the word "wounded" in its name? Doesn't exactly inspire a whole lot of confidence.
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And that's harsh, Jules. The venerable mountain monks who taught us those moves will have some very harsh things to say about you on their Facebook. Don't worry, they'll also say you've got hair of spun gold while they lambast you for your non-confidence-having. I made sure to mention that whenever I talked about you. I'm pretty sure they think your full name is Jules Withhairofspungold. They think you're Norwegian, probably.
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Spun gold, huh? Why, Shawn, I had no idea you had such poetic tendencies. Well, in that case I probably shouldn't risk the online wrath of these fabled monks, those things can get ugly. I'll be sure to post a cute picture of a baby animal on their wall as an apology - maybe a bunny. I'll even throw in a friend request on Farmville.
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I did ghostwrite most of Gus' love letters all throughout high school. A year or two in college. Even just last month, to that attractive lady neighbor of his. And that's a wise move, Jules. Those monks can get pretty vicious. The corrupting influence of the Internet, you know.
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Hmm. So, technically you're a contributing reason as to why Gus rarely has any game? Yeah, I should have figured that.
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Have I thoroughly distracted you from your inexplicable and cruel Dempsey allegiance? Because that cloud thing has a sequel.
Eh, contributing reason... primary reason... to-may-to, to-mah-to.
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...For some strange reason, I sometimes suspect that you're actually an awful best friend, Shawn. Go figure.
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Hah! And let me repeat that again because I don't think that conveyed the proper amount of scornful scorn that I think that horribly untrue statement deserves - Hah! in bold and italics. Say that again to the `Best Best Friend Forever Forever` mug that Gus bought for me as a gift. He debated getting me a t-shirt with that same slogan on it but he decided against it and went for Wrestlemania tickets.
[ ok shawn may or may not have bought all of those things but it was with gus' credit card so technically! they're from gus ]
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Ah, so Gus took the precious time he could have spent on his actual job just to search for merchandise that says something as dubious as "Best Best Friend Forever Forever" on it? I hope the disbelief in that sentence was loud and clear. [ Please, Shawn. She knows how you work by now. ]
And scornful scorn? You're being a bit redundant today, Shawn. Must be an off day, or maybe you're coming down with something.