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[witchlord]

"Mun", is it? Very well then.

Mun, stop.

You've made quite enough accounts. I did not need one. Do you really think you'll maintain interest in me long enough to send me anywhere? Let alone keep interest a full month while waiting for the High Seas place to reopen apps?

But since you've already made this one: deal with the icon situation. I only have one, which is unacceptable both in numbers and quality. I strongly recommend finding me a PB. I don't care that no one has my hairstyle. Your attachment to my hair is ridiculous.

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[allendsmeat]

High Seas? [tilts head] But I think they're open now, old guy. Until midnight anyway.

[picks his nose] Who are you?

[witchlord]

[Watches proceedings with displeasure he really wishes his icons could express.]

Yes, they are. But my mun spent the past week writing an app for someone he decided not to play at the last possible moment. Sadly [he doesn't sound sad] he isn't capable of churning out a new app for someone completely different between now and midnight.

My name is Arzti, usually referred to with some form of "the Witch" appended. [He will ignore the "old guy", it's applicable, it's not that big a deal, it's accurate it it--ok fine maybe he's slightly irritated.] Tch. If I asked your name, could you resist mispronouncing it "adorably", child? [It is not easily mistakable for a term of endearment.]

[allendsmeat]

Of course I can pronounce my own name! I'm not stupid! [geeze] I'm Monkey D. Luffy the man whose gonna be pirate king.

But... mmm waiting a whole month is pretty boring. What does a witch do?

[witchlord]

Your name is Monkey. How oddly unsurprising. I'm sure your future subjects await with bated breath.

Read, mostly. Consult with the birds. Alter the weather somewhere if I'm asked properly. Hm. ...I don't do as much as I used to, now I think on it.

[allendsmeat]

I'm not going to have any subjects. [those are boring. As for the rest of it, he knows someone who reads and Nami can change the weather kinda]

We have some birds that you can talk to. Marco and Leanne and Nissan and that one other guy who wouldn't let me eat the turkey. But you shouldn't try to lick them. [trust him on this one]

1/2 because more than the one icon suddenly!

[witchlord]

How exactly are you going to be a king without subjects?

2/2

[witchlord]

....Lick them? Why would you?

[allendsmeat]

I gotta find the one piece. [yep. and the king stuff happened after that he guessed] And to see if they taste like pineapple, but they mostly taste like feathers.

[it's kind of disappointing, really]

[witchlord]

The one piece of what?

Why would you think any bird might taste like pineapple? [This boy is very strange...]

[allendsmeat]

I dunno! It's some kinda treasure! And cuz he has pineapple hair. So I thought he might taste like one, too.

[witchlord]

Do I want to know what you mean by "pineapple hair"?

[fierybluebird]

Maybe it's the color.

My mun is fairly obsessed with my hair too.

[witchlord]

It's inconvenient of them. At least you have art available your mun hasn't slapped together in "ms paint". Though I must admit these more recent icons are improving somewhat.

[He motions toward the thread above.] I take it you're the poor man Monkey decided to lick?

[fierybluebird]

[Facepalms.]

Unfortunately.

And don't ask how many icons my mun used to color in MSPaint, it makes all her artist friends cry.

[om_nom_namur]

Like shitty li'l babies. :|

[witchlord]

With time and effort, ms paint art can be good. But guess what my mun's not putting into my icons?

To be fair, he hasn't drawn me in approximately two years. And then yesterday he just had to make me an account on here.

[om_nom_namur]

Yeah, but y' never saw her colorin'. Damn synawhatever. 'Maid's almost as crazy as me only I jus' taste smells.

[Synesthesia, he means synesthesia. But like hell he's ever going to be able to pronounce a word like that except after a lot of practice.]

[fierybluebird]

My mun would like to argue that you have no idea what you're missing in tasting colors, but given her accidental bleed-throughs with plaid and other idiocy, I very much doubt it.

[om_nom_namur]

Y e a h . . .

[fierybluebird]

Arguably my mun put a lot of time and effort in hers, but the talent isn't there.

[Pokes Namur, the shark-guy.] This guy's mun helped mine out in getting better at art though.

I guess it's a compliment in a way? It means they're eager to play you.

[om_nom_namur]

An' for all that talk, I ain't got a single icon drawn by my mun. The hell's that all 'bout?

[Shut up you. No complaining.]

[witchlord]

What's wrong with your current icons? [Raising an eyebrow here.]

[To Marco:] And while the sudden interest could be flattering, yes, it's sudden. Who knows if it'll last.

[fierybluebird]

He's a fickle guy, eh?

whoops I broke posting order :Ta

[witchlord]

He's... more impulsive than fickle, I suppose. Monkey raised a decent point earlier in what exactly I'll be doing until July though. I typically read when there's little else to do, and my mun doesn't store many books in with his muses.

[om_nom_namur]

'S jus' stupid havin' people go "oh yeah, yer mun's an artist right?" an' I gotta be like "sheheheh yeah... not that y' can tell."

[I will start using the blushing icons you nut brained soup fodder.]

Bite me, sweetheart. I put up with yer shit every day.

[You'd like that too much. >.>]