On his AU and religion.

[split_metal]

Look, I'm stoked that I haven't had any relapses in front of anyone but Natasha. Because I'm pretty sure there could be a nuclear apocalypse and Natasha could handle it with duct tape and high heels. But I really don't like you planning out future relapses in front of every single friend I have. In particular, Steve. I have a really rocky relationship with every Steve I've met so far, I don't need him to know certain things about me. We're the Avengers; we have to pull our shit together. This isn't an after school special. Pepper can deal with the feelings, and I'll be over here with Bruce inventing stuff.

And, uh. Yeah. That whole religion thing. Once that becomes part of my AU, I'm pretty sure all our prospects of threading with anyone will be over. So I just want to say it was fun while it lasted. Here's hoping your next insane idea actually works for more than a month at a time.

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Could you set that up? My brain is still rebooting on my end.

[split_metal]

[Innocent. Innocent is good. It means no manipulation needed. It means his honesty will actually be believed. He won't have to convince Jesus he's really meaning what he's saying and doing. It's almost unfathomable.]

You better not duck out and leave before I wake up.

[forallyoucare]

I'll be sure you're awake for my departure. I know the place but I must tell the Twelve or they will be worried. Everything's all right.


((OOC: Easily done: http://forallyoucare.dreamwidth.org/901.html ))