Dear Mun . . .

Mun finally finished watching a playthrough of Requiem. Muse is not amused

2026-05-18T04:24:28Z

Posted by: subject_013

Who the hell is that? And what is he doing with my genetics?

How did this mimic or doppelganger come to acquire them anyway? Someone gave him *my* perfected genetic and what is he doing with them? Smoking? [A closed-mouth snarl]

It's one thing to discover I was manufactured. It's another matter entirely to discover someone essentially Xeroxed me. And did a poor job of it from the look of it.

No, I am not delighted that there is another me. You've had me in your 'headspace' for nearly six years now, and you still fail to grasp my character. You disappoint me.

[Someone is not thrilled to see Zeno.]

((X-posted to dear_player))

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When Sherlock turned six years old

2026-02-26T21:55:03Z

Posted by: highfunctioning_sociopath

Miss Mun,

~~(I'm only calling you "miss" because Mother and Daddy say I have to be respectful to my elders.)~~

Doing this to me just because you had "icon spaces" left? Is hateful!
Just what do you hope to do, anyway?

~~[The pout is strong today.]~~

You never stop finding new ways to punish me. Mother and Daddy are going to be very cross when they find out!

Just leave me to my reading among the funny grave stones! I am happy here. I don't want to "explore emotions", even if Myc says I'm quite emotional.

~~(Maybe especially because he said that!)~~

Your Muse,
'Lockie

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Reach characterization through violence and also RP - Canon is AWSIDY, my Ranma fic

2026-02-03T13:57:53Z

Posted by: wildlikemomanddad

Only took you 25 years and the damn Netflix reboot to get me out of your head and onto paper and phosphors, huh?

Shouldn’t you be working on my canon instead of this nonsense? I know you have up to meeting - ugh - all the serious contenders for my heart and all of the old guard in your head (love what you’ve done with the crashing boar, by the way, and give my regards to Akari) - but your Constant Readers kind of wanna know how we punt Hanzo into next week and out of the narrative, and good riddance. Creep.

And I see you eyeing a journal username “weiward_romantic”, don’t you dare until it’s her turn to make a dynamic entrance into our living room. Wang To Na is a great sparring partner and knows where all the best dim sum is at but also she should probably have canon instead of just a feverishly conceived backstory and an image song by Flavor Foley before you start RPing her too.

With any luck Vampire Romeo and Werewolf Juliet will be done by then so I can try out being your third. God knows my story is unfinished enough that me and all my sparring partners belong there.

- Saotome, Ichiko Kazuma
早乙女, 一子和馬

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So many ideas left unexplored

2026-01-29T08:41:52Z

Posted by: highfunctioning_sociopath

Ah, Mun, here we are again.

It's been another... hiatus you call it? How many years this time? Six? More? And what has inspired you this time? All those little ideas that continued to percolate? They just wouldn't let you go...

And now you've returned to me, because you're just like me: a user . I've been terribly slow. 14 years in, and I've finally discovered that you utilise me for "stress processing".

Well, I have some home truths to tell you: there is doubtless any John Watson around to help you play out any of these situations. Let alone Mary, Molly, Lestrade... or... others.

[He means his brother, Mrs Hudson, or the other Yarders.]

So, what you need to do is pack me up and put me away. Then just go and write these stories. You don't need me to play them out. You are actually quite capable of working them out on your own.

"More fun," you say? For whom? Oh, that's right, because it's all about you. Never mind me.

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canon is we will rock you. cross-posted at dear player.

2026-01-23T21:34:01Z

Posted by: hairyone

Oi!

[ there’s a decidedly unimpressed scowl set firmly upon her brow, arms crossed and skinny hip cocked - all sharp angles and pointy edges. prickly and snarling and annoyed; perhaps a front to hide the discomfort of nerves simmering in her gut. ]

As much as I enjoy the thrilling adventure of being plucked from home and put in this… quasi-Globalsoftian database or whatever all this is. [ it rears up again : the chill of fear trickling down the back of her neck. she squashes it with a toss of her head and gnash of teeth.] Are you actually planning to do something with me or is this all a passing lark in the virtual bloody park?

[ a stomp of a booted foot to make her point. a beat passes. her arms unfold so her fingers can fiddle with the hem of her skirt.]

I don’t like to leave Gaz alone for too long. The boy is near useless without me.

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Late post-TGA reaction.

2025-12-19T21:36:41Z

Posted by: revengeofthefridge

So we're getting a new game, huh? That's pretty cool. Am I gonna be in it? Yeah, no, probably not. I think I might actually still be a fridge. I hope the new ice guy is better at dodging than me.

Or new water guy. We are kind of interchangeable, aren't we?

... wait, why are you smirking, mun?

...Huh? What do you mean, "it's what I said?" What did I say?

...

..."That's pretty cool?"

...

... oh. OH! I get it now! That's pretty funny!

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[Voice Test] Witch's Homework hit muse and mun with an unexpected punch to the feels /yel

2025-12-03T19:10:26Z

Posted by: pursuesgold

She...hasn't forgotten about me.

[ His voice is almost breathless, awed, as he plays the message over in his mind. Eyes flicker as he tries to hold onto every word, every sound. His mind lingers on her voice, a gentleness he's unused to... Her salutation...

'Dearest Albedo'...

Dearest... He scoffs. ]

What a thing to say...

[ And yet, he keeps repeating it over and over in his head. Dearest. Dearest. Dearest, dearest, dearest, dearestdearestdearestdearestdearest--

a shaky exhale as he closes his eyes. In spite of himself, his cheeks are flushed. ]

I...do truly need to think.

[ He's so unused to feeling, let alone this intensely. Returning to the comfort of his own analytical musings would be a welcome respite. ]

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mun stood no chance of resisting this iwtv villain

2025-11-05T13:31:57Z

Posted by: ilimite

Well, I can see why you would choose me, even if you question it yourself.

[ he leans back, looking theatrically smug ]

I say embrace it. What is the worst that could happen?

[ he is also arrogant enough to invoke such a theoretical ]

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[[A monster songstress performs... (AU-ish twist)! canon - Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem]]

2025-10-22T13:29:44Z

Posted by: ancient_insanity

[Dark music plays in the background as the immensely large Xel'lotath's Black Guardian sways side to side to the mid-tempo rhythm, as she sings the bridge part to her latest original song... She waits for some who may want to collaborate with her, for scenes and inspiration for more song ideas.]

We will dance in the chaos,
Unlocking forbidden inspiration.
We shouldn't let anything prevent this...
Shaking up Little Ones with determination.

We will dance in the chaos,
Unlocking forbidden inspiration.
We shouldn't let anything prevent this...
Shaking up Little Ones with determinationnnnnn!

[Breathy inhale-exhale-inhale-exhale-inhale-exhale. From here, she proceeds to sing the final round of the chorus.]

Chooooose me, you creative little thing~
Chooooose me [inhale-exhale, inhale-exhale]
Chooooose me. My best performance I'll bring~
Chooooose me. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-choose me!

[[ooc: Here's the whole song if you'd like to have a listen! https://suno.com/s/uTTGOwbI29Mqmh9E]]

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So we're doing the thing? We're doing the thing!

2025-09-28T16:35:07Z

Posted by: mover_hero

Ok, so, I've been thinking it through, and I have a couple suggestions.

[He fishes in his pockets and pulls out a list.]

First off - nowhere super scary. Pabu's little heart doesn't deserve that, and you know he's coming eventually. Two, I...think I'm ok with nerfing? Unless it turns out it's something you do to livestock in which case that's a no.

Next up - apparently it's the future and somehow there's not, like, a million people doing Team Avatar anymore - but if you could find some familiar faces, I'd appreciate it, bud.

Lastly - no more Nuktuk movers, please - the fans are getting a bit much and that costume was cold.

[He checks the list one last time, nods, then crunches it back into a pocket, hands going to his hips.]

Ok, let's do this.

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About the Dogma re-release

2025-09-25T13:52:21Z

Posted by: endofworldfuck

Yeah I'm pumped for my movie going up again! I know you are too. Crazy that it has been 25 years already! Maybe it'll bring out some of the other peeps too. I'd like to see Bartleby again.

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Ancient canon with an ancient antihero

2025-09-19T01:20:07Z

Posted by: see_me_mars

Well, here we are then.

[He sighs, sitting down, reaching into his pack to pull out an apple and a knife. Quietly, he starts to cut away a slice.]

'Course, that assumes you have any idea what you're doing. No offense, nice to be out and walking under the sun, see. Just been under enough stupid officers and stepped in enough cack to be a bit cautious, me.

[A grin, and he crunches down on a slice.]

If you do know what you're doing, then it's going to be a time of it, and no mistake. Speaking of which: drink. Could do with some. Talking all friendly is better over a mug, eh? Maybe the company of a nice woman after. Or the opposite - either way 'round works. Bet on some dice, leastways if I'm likely to win thanks to your, uh, efforts on my behalf...?

After that, well. It's a busy old life. Let's get about it.

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[voice-testing and also re: musebox open post shenanigans, CW body horror?]

2025-09-09T16:45:45Z

Posted by: corruptcarnie

Journal? Sorry, I don't really write for fun...

Wait, are you that court-ordered shrink? No?

Well, if it's free, I won't refuse your kindness, heh...

It's for games? What kinda games?

...

You let them stitch me up into a sideshow freak with fins?!

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On a Certain Someone Going to Marvel Rivals

2025-09-04T01:16:31Z

Posted by: frickle_frackle

So you're going to play it, right? Exclusively for her, right?

[She leans on a half-wall, chin on her hands, sighing at Angela in her upcoming Marvel Rivals role.]

I can slip you a bribe. I mean, ugh, look at her. So unbelievably hot and amazing in any incarnation. As if Horn Head there has any chance at all of beating her, right?

[A moment of whispering]

Hela's in the game? Pfft, not for much longer unless they give her, like, a lot of plot armor. Otherwise my lady is going to yeet her into the sun.

[She holds up a finger, letting some purple magic flair, which forms small fireworks bursts which ultimately crackle into the words 'ANGELA = BEST <3']

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That new polling Tumblr...

2025-06-05T02:49:27Z

Posted by: futamura_neo

Can I really be "Blorbo from your shows" if I've only ever had 116 minutes of canon?

And I may not have done anything really bad, but you know and I know I did things that were wrong and even crimes.

Still, at least being a blorbo only sounds silly. I don't think I could handle being Glup Shitto.

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Upon Being Created...

2025-06-05T01:25:32Z

Posted by: saisdoesmatter

...okay, seriously.

Why am I here?

Sure, you got some really good advice from the faceless people on the computer or whatever--I wouldn't be surprised if it was Donnie in disguise trying to tell you that this was a good idea--because guess what? It's not.

Look; I know I'm awesome - there's no doubt about that.

But you haven't done this in years.

Do you even remember how to do it?

Yea, you heard me; m'callin' you old.

'Cause you are.

Nobody's gonna talk to you here because you're crazy and making me talk to you in text form like the psychopath you are.

Seriously, I think Kraang Prime's more sane than you---

...

---wait what?

...

DID YOU MAKE A SHELLIN' SHORT JOKE ON TOP OF IT ALL?!

I already hate you---

STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!!!

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Going AU down on bakerstreet...

2025-05-21T21:39:24Z

Posted by: futamura_neo

I'm not sure which part says more about you: that you had a two-day logjam over how to talk about my smell, or ( how you broke it. )

But even if that's the worst thing that happens in this session, it might still only be the least good thing.

[And I think I'm managing to yes-and pretty well where Harley-mun's ideas about the Nopperabō's backstory are at odds with what I had in mind.]

As that Xianghua girl says, I don't hate it. Though the jury's still out on your need to use a new term for my jibblies every time you mention them.

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how do I crosspost?

2025-05-11T11:02:38Z

Posted by: poorcripplefromundercity

Finally. You've decided that you'll app me to a game only once you get a stable job in a library, 'mun'. Good for you.

What? You surely do know that I abide by rational choices. <strike>Usually.</strike>

And as your theory that the Hexcore ifnluences my unconscious impulses, while not influencing my conscious thoughts, so that I don't know about that consciously, that's just not true. As far as I'm aware, I'd be perfectly conscious of that.

What? One can't be conscious of one's unconscious? What, who do you think you are, a psychologist, 'mun'? You're just a simple librarian who dabble in some topics and is ignorant of things-

Ehh, nevermind, no point in talking to you any longer, 'Mun'.

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Sheesh...

2025-04-21T07:30:46Z

Posted by: likeihadaheart

Of all the guys in the Organization...

Hey, mun. You sure picking me up's a good idea? You know I'm only going to cause you trouble, right?

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On a certain movie coming out...

2025-04-17T06:42:04Z

Posted by: nine_lives_null

...

No.

Hold on. Hold the fuck on, Mun.

What the hell do you mean there's a sixth movie?! And why the hell are you so excited about it?!

... I hate you so damn much. No, I really mean it this time.

[ooc: Canon is Final Destination 2]

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INFINITE NEW WORLDS TO CONQUER!

2025-04-04T22:33:31Z

Posted by: technusrulez

WELL, ISN'T THIS INTERESTING! I WANTED TO TAKE OVER MY OWN WORLD, BUT THERE ARE SO MANY MORE WORLDS I CAN POTENTIALLY TAKE OVER! PERHAPS SOME THAT ARE EVEN BETTER THAN MINE! AND NO GHOST CHILDREN TO STOP ME!!!

[Technus laughs maniacally.]

THANKS, MUN, I APPRECIATE IT! WHAT AN AMAZING NEW OPPORTUNITY!

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I haven't found V:LD tag???

2025-03-28T12:31:02Z

Posted by: somekindofspacefather

I'm just honestly surprised you still remember me, Ms Mundane or whatever the proper title is. And yes, I know that's only because you're \rewatching' 'Voltron dvds' of yours whatever that means - some documentaries of our efforts? But still, I'm a little surprised.

I know, I know I'm not going anywhere, except love hotel and a few other places, I can see who dominates your - headspace? - right now.
Perhaps you could introduce us to each other? I don't know why you treat everybody in your 'headspace' like that, separating each one from everybody else.

Ah, I see. True, I wouldn't invite just anybody into Black Lion, just a few closest people at most. Is it like that? Understandable, I suppose.

Oh... you've just missed me? Huh. What am I supposed to do with that? Can a 'Mun' be hugged somehow? I could try? You know, like an older bro figure?

I had no idea you're older than me, 'mun'.

You want to know 'much more than was shown about the Black'? Sure, I can tell you all I know about the Black Lion. You can call Keith, too, I know you've got him somewhere forgotten in your 'headspace'. And Allura, too.

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on wondering where to app s1 act 3 or s2 act 1 Viktunio

2025-03-28T12:23:13Z

Posted by: poorcripplefromundercity

No, miss Mun.

You're currently eyeing five games and if you're so undecisive, you won't end up apping me anywhere.

[wait, mun thought Viktor didn't want to be apped anywhere???]

I don't know what you're thinking, 'Mun', but almost exclusively to you grows tedious. Lack of proper stimuli is the death of creative mind, and so-- what? No, 'Mun', I'm not calling you boring, even if sometimes you are--

Why are some people so touchy. This is just-- och, so utterly petty. May a goose kick you, 'mun'.

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dear_mun @ 2025-03-27T19:14:00

2025-03-27T23:18:13Z

Posted by: poorgirlsarcee

Mun really...

You haven't done anything in YEARS and this is how you wanna come back.

By dragging me out of my happy little garage... Okay so you got my Zombirb around, but still, sending me into THAT town of all places? Nothing against it, it's just... I was hoping a change of scenery. Highly doubt you'll seriously look for a game for me.

Hell not even sure if I'd wanna go to a game without him or at least someone I know. Which is a slim picking.

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Shakin' the dust off a Force Ghost before a TTRPG requires it...

2025-03-16T18:28:47Z

Posted by: forceimbalance

Really.

This is the format you pick?

[Crosses arms]

You're entirely correct, of course, that you shouldn't try to go into any kind of encounter cold or [crooked smile] unblooded, as it were. But I really don't know that a short test drive here will feel much like playing at a tabletop.

[Long, casual stretch.]

Still, it's good to work the rust off.

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