forever homeless, forever unsure

[sentient_biological_pony]

Greetings, mundane roleplayer.

I do not understand why you desire to partake in imitating me, especially after you have addressed such trepidation in getting my "voice" correct.

My voice is perfectly normal. In fact, you were just coming upon the realization that you hear my voice first in fanfiction and internet humor images, followed by some pony named Thrackerzod. I do not know who that pony is, but I can tell that you do not have any of the problems you believe you have in impersonating me.

I don't understand why you would do something like that, though, mundane. Can you explain the reason you desire to keep me inside of your cranium?

Is it another of Rarity's war crimes?

Comments

[tidal_trickster]

Who's Rarity? ...And why is my mun making that noise while jumping up and down?

[sentient_biological_pony]

Rarity is my older sister!

And it sounds like your mundane has achieved maximum levels of glee.

[tidal_trickster]

...I don't get it. Why would he be so happy to see you?

[sentient_biological_pony]

According to my mundane, apparently I have activated an "internet famous" subroutine.

I do not know what that means.

[tidal_trickster]

...I have no idea what the internet is, but I know what famous is.

I think I'm famous. I'm part of The League. A lot of people are. ...Are you a new League member?

[sentient_biological_pony]

Yes, I do believe I am within 5.5 kilometers from you. I am certain a lot of other people are in the same league as well.

[tidal_trickster]

You got that right! I met a lot of different people in The League. It's fun playing The League's game with them. I like Summoner's Rift the best.

[sentient_biological_pony]

Summoning a rift?

Are you part of Miss Fluttershy's cult as well?

[tidal_trickster]

...No. Summoner's Rift is an arena where The League holds battles. Two of the arenas are battles against teams. Crystal Scar is the third and it's a team capture the point game.

I guess the summoners didn't tell you about much of anything yet.

[sentient_biological_pony]

No, because I am not part of a cult. Perhaps you are looking for my sister, Rarity.

[tidal_trickster]

I really don't thing The League of Legends is a cult.

But are you sure you're telling the truth? Maybe you ARE in a cult.

[sentient_biological_pony]

Oh, you meant league as in a baseball team, not as in a unit of measurement.

Error. [Sadface.]

[tidal_trickster]

No, The League as a group of summoners who send people to arenas to fight and stuff.

[Wow. Fizz really didn't expect this person to get that sad over just a little teasing.] ...Sorry? Um...

[sentient_biological_pony]

[Woah. Someone apologizing? That NEVER happens in her world.] Apology confirmed. Do not despair, for it is better to forgive and forget. That way you do not keep obsessing over the war.

[tidal_trickster]

It's just that no one's ever gotten... sad over what I do. The smelly pirates just usually get angry. It's funny when they get angry.

I wouldn't call it a war... It's more just like a game or something. ...But I heard maybe Demacia and Noxus are in a war.

[sentient_biological_pony]

Violence should never be a game.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz doesn't know this, but The League of Legends is majorly political.]

It's not like anyone stays dead, so I don't see what's wrong

[sentient_biological_pony]

Does not compute.

If death is not permanent, then what makes life worth living?

[tidal_trickster]

[This surprises Fizz.]

...Um... Well, they have League Judgments for that. ...I joined The League to help promote Bilgewater and find out what happened to my people.

...I think everyone else in The League have reasons for living, too.

[tree_puncher]

So... Your some type of odd Horned farm Mob that talks? Boy I wished there was types like you back in my home realm. Boring to talk to stuff that'll never talk back.

[Yes... Steve? did just admit to talking to the Passive Farm Mobs.]

[sentient_biological_pony]

I am not a mob, I am a single biological unit.

You are very square.

I've gotta admit I've never seen vids this verson of Sweetie comes from.d

[tree_puncher]

Yes... Everything is made of blocks where I come from. And how could you not be a mob? Everything that moves are mobs. [Or at lest that's how Steve? .sees the world]

Friendship is Witchcraft, man~

[sentient_biological_pony]

But if you view the entire world as a mob-based unit, then you cannot truly open yourself up to love.

That is when ponies will start accusing you of being a robot, and the robot police will come.

Are you a robot?

Really need to go and see that.

[tree_puncher]

Um... Yes, no... Maybe? What's a Robot? And what are robot police? And what's a pony?

[sentient_biological_pony]

Initiating judgemental stare protocol.

[tree_puncher]

[Steve? isn't robotic... But it's only easy to tell what Steve? is not. It's harder to be sure of what he is. But if one was to guess he's just an odd looking block human...]

Umm... What does that mean?

[sentient_biological_pony]

It means that I do not think you went to school and should probably go attend some classes.

[tree_puncher]

What is school? I've never herd of such a thing before...

[There are no schools in Minecraft.]

[sentient_biological_pony]

I suppose as long as you enjoy life, that is the most important thing.

[tree_puncher]

I'd agree, but the most important thing to me is getting the End Poem... It's my very reason for being.