I seriously have no idea what I'm doing; aka voicetest!

[flightytherapist]

This is foolish.
Not only haven't you finished reading the series, but posting to a forum like this without all the facts and without even the most rudimentary faith in your portrayal of me, whatever that means, is probably the most foolish thing I've seen in a long time.
Yes, that includes John's clever disguises and Dave's love of puppets.
I'm simply asking that you reconsider this course of action before something unbalances and you end up over your head in the inevitable storm this will cause.
Even thinking of posting here is like hanging a flashing, neon sign in front of the door for the trolls.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
And please, continue reading. We're at an extremely crucial point in things, and I for one am curious about how everything's going to fit together.

Comments

Did someone say trolls???

[caligulas_aquarium]

your mun should listen alright
just drop you noww an consider playin a GOOD character from the canon
wwhich wwhen compared to you is pretty much anyone

Oh yes 8D

[flightytherapist]

Your words are like knives of pure, unfiltered, stinging accuracy.
I don't think I'll be able to recover from your rapier wit.

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuckin hell i cant stand this sarcasm shit
can you honestly not just speak your gogdamned mind wwithout havvin to hide behind some form a unfunny humor invvolvvin bullshit on all ends
i mean really
is it too much to fuckin ask or are you just so wwound up in your owwn shortcomins that you havve to hide them wwith some kind a facade

[lolhypocrisy]

[flightytherapist]

I assure you I'm being completely honest.
We humans have limited capacities for sarcasm in the face of such awesome intelligence. If I still retained any of those in my library I would lend them to you.
Although I have to admit, I thought sarcasm was almost a requirement for trolls.

[caligulas_aquarium]

no wwe dont havve sarcasm
joking insincerity maybe but thats a completely different thing an nothin like your human sarcasm
besides evven if any troll wwas messin about wwith joking insincerity to you its fuckin stupid
evveryone knowws its for wwrigglers anywway

[nukeoleptic]

where are you, rose?
i mean
what is happening for you right now??

[flightytherapist]

You've just made it to the Medium.
I understand certain events are about to happen, however.
My mundane has read a few things about my future I'm curious to fully learn about.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hi.

[flightytherapist]

Hello.
?

Oh, no. Hold on...]

This is another reason I wish my mun had read further before making this post.
Our exchange would probably be a bit more meaningful if she fully knew who you were.

[tipsygnostalgia]

if it makes u feel better even if she were fully caught up our situation wld still be cunfosign!
*confusing

i saw u once in my dream and i was totes convinced that ur my daugther
which is actuallyt true
buuuut u are also my mom
i just dnt know yet that the awesome girl i saw that was my daughter is acully also a young veriosn of my mom
*version
confusign huh

voicetests right back /the most prepared

[maybethistimeforsure]

wow
says the lady writing bearded wizard slash
ass over teakettle straight into the whirling shitstorm that is the wondrous world of rp
more like a sign for any asshole who comes by to bug the shit out of you
which pretty much amounts to the same thing
but not all of them are grey
better question
how does any of this fuckery fit together

so prepared, man

[flightytherapist]

Just because you can't understand its complexities and subtle messages doesn't mean you should simply write it off as...
Actually, I'm not exactly sure what you're writing it off as.
You should listen to the trolls more. Every now and again they actually let something important slip.
It doesn't.
Or it might.
I'm still putting that part together.

taking on all comers

[maybethistimeforsure]

wizards
banging their knobs
trying not to get them tangled up in their regularly stroked facial hair
what else is there seriously
yeah
still seems like a load of bullshit
why bother the fuck out of people about what theyve done when thats only going to cause it in the first place
about as helpful as throwing your captchalogue cards in the blender and setting it on mince
but sure
if anything seems legit enough to keep that shit will be on ice faster than they can say oh hey thats a pretty rad thought lemme just pick that up
no
fuck that
you dropped i caught
slickest in and out you ever saw
all their mouths hanging open all hey where did that thought get to
casa de strider bitches
good luck getting it back

Totally texting IC

[speakveryclearly]

Are You Telling Me You Still Recall Our Interaction As Antagonistic
Fascinating

\o/

[flightytherapist]

Antagonistic is a strong word to use.
Inconvenient, at times, but also almost welcoming, too.
A welcome break from the monotonous dregs of questing and fighting.
A distraction.

[speakveryclearly]

Annoying Yet Enjoyed
Fascinating
I Would Describe It Myself Almost The Same Way
Thoough Im Never Sure When Canon Maddeningly Mentions Conversations We Cant Remember Having