I don't know, but I like this. Canon is 28 Weeks Later!

[fuckthemission]

... Right. This is a pretty weird set-up, but it beats everything before it. It's just too bad I can't stretch my feet a little at an actual game, huh?

Yeah, yeah, I know; some people prefer to stay cozy in their own storylines, but y'know... mine's pretty fucked, if I had to say so. I'd prefer anything over Rage carriers trying to poke out my eyes or give me a 'love' nibble.

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[glitchy_perfection]

A-a-another imperfect be-be-being of meat meat.

How-ho-how fortunate-fortunate you ra-ran into me-to me.

[fuckthemission]

[... He's not even surprised. Well, he should be, if he weren't already jaded by high-technology. But he's not. Instead he just raises an eyebrow at that.]

Yeah, that's me, the being of meat.

Should I ask what's so fortunate about it?

[glitchy_perfection]

[Bahahaha this isn't some iPod, boy. This is a GODDESS you're talking to. At least she thinks so.]

Despi-despite yo-your weak an-and underdevelop-underdeveloped body, it ca-can be of-of-of some use-some use to me.

[fuckthemission]

[Wow, rude, my bod is totally developed. >:|]

Is that so? I don't know, I'm not very good at following orders.

[Well, before he ran off to help Scarlet and the others.]