Lazy and homeless, considering this place called IJAG

[bowiejokehere]

Oh come on!

You're not really considering it, are you? Like for real for real?

UGH. Don't you remember? I'm the lazy one. I don't want to go anywhere. Bet they don't even have good music on that hunk of metal.

Whaddya mean everyone I know will be there? That doesn't change the fact that it's lame. Can't I just, I don't know, sit over here and let you go?

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[thirteenth_brat]

You've got to be kidding me.

[beforethemoon]

My mun suddenly got really excited...

[bowiejokehere]

Man, I hope so. This would be the best joke ever.

[bowiejokehere]

That makes one of us.

[solmidna]

My mun says it's too bad yours missed musical week. But that must just be your laziness slowing down your mun's app.

[beforethemoon]

She's been hoping you would show up there for a while.

[bowiejokehere]

Great, I could end up somewhere with pre-Saïx.

Can't I just, I dunno, send a card or something?

[bowiejokehere]

....awwwwww geez.

The only awesome thing that could have happened and I missed it. More reasons for me to stay here.

[thirteenth_brat]

Except for the part where it's probably not a joke.

At least there isn't any actual work to do on the satellite, so it probably wouldn't be that bad for you... although you're right about the music choices...

[bowiejokehere]

Ugh. Way to totally bring the mood down, Roxas.

Oh.

So I can just hang out?

[beforethemoon]

It's better than normal Saix?

I don't know, can you?

[solmidna]

It would probably bore you. Outside the experiments, you don't have anything you're required to do; I think some of the people just sit around and read all the time. And since no one is technically in charge, you wouldn't have a boss to tell you what you needed to be doing.

[bowiejokehere]

[He's now considering it] What, I should just... dark portal it there?

[bowiejokehere]

...experiments?

[thirteenth_brat]

Pretty much. Weird stuff happens every so often, but there hasn't been a lot that's been really dangerous. [Never mind the evil doppelgangers and Discord, but Roxas isn't going to say that.]

[solmidna]

If your name is called in a week, you have to read a story. You can bug your mun not to sign you up for it, in which case you don't have anything to do.

[beforethemoon]

I don't think that would work.

[bowiejokehere]

Roxas, we're Nobodies. How much weirder can it get?

[keyofemptiness]

[Laughs]

You think you have a choice?

[bowiejokehere]

Well I can't just send it in the mail. That postage would be ridiculous.

Maybe I'll just send you a pizza or something.

[bowiejokehere]

[What the hell]

Yeah. The choice to be lazy and awesome.

[bowiejokehere]

Oh. Reading stories isn't so bad...kinda sounds more like Zexion or Larxene's thing but whatever...

[keyofemptiness]

You don't have a choice, it's all your mun's.

[thirteenth_brat]

Uh, pretty weird, actually. We all got turned into ponies a couple weeks ago, for one. And time is kind of weird, too.

[beforethemoon]

Well, think of it this way, none of your bosses will be there.