Lazy and homeless, considering this place called IJAG

[bowiejokehere]

Oh come on!

You're not really considering it, are you? Like for real for real?

UGH. Don't you remember? I'm the lazy one. I don't want to go anywhere. Bet they don't even have good music on that hunk of metal.

Whaddya mean everyone I know will be there? That doesn't change the fact that it's lame. Can't I just, I don't know, sit over here and let you go?

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[beforethemoon]

She's been hoping you would show up there for a while.

[bowiejokehere]

Great, I could end up somewhere with pre-Saïx.

Can't I just, I dunno, send a card or something?

[beforethemoon]

It's better than normal Saix?

I don't know, can you?

[bowiejokehere]

[He's now considering it] What, I should just... dark portal it there?

[beforethemoon]

I don't think that would work.

[bowiejokehere]

Well I can't just send it in the mail. That postage would be ridiculous.

Maybe I'll just send you a pizza or something.

[beforethemoon]

Well, think of it this way, none of your bosses will be there.

[bowiejokehere]

[suspicious] You're not gonna turn all weird and "grrr"-like, are you?

[beforethemoon]

I'm not your boss.

[bowiejokehere]

[Oh. Right. Baby-Saïx.]

Still want to make sure.

[beforethemoon]

Right. As long as you're not an idiot...

[bowiejokehere]

Don't worry, kid. I've got this.

[He'll take the small things like calling Saïx a kid.]

[beforethemoon]

I'm not a kid.