shipping.

[uchihawagamama]

 Wait a minute. You want me to...do things. With sensei. 

Has it occurred to you that he's thirteen years my senior? I don't care if you have made me older. It's creepy.

...you haven't told him this, have you? He might get the wrong idea. About me. 

Not that I care, or anything. 

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[uchihawagamama]

...don't tell me you're condoning this.

[ura_no_ura]

Sasuke-kun, I understand you might have very complicated feelings right now, given your age. But, you do understand they are quite inappropriate.

[ Drawled. In perfect. Deadpan. ]

[uchihawagamama]

I don't have feelings. My mun is just being--stupid.

[There is no hint of a blush on his face. Kakashi's not the only one good at hiding things.]

[ura_no_ura]

[ Unfortunately for Sasuke (and for Kakashi), that blush is not all too difficult to miss.

Which is. Really quite awkward.

Kakashi stares for a moment at his student. And then -- ]

Is that so. [ A beat. ] Well, that's... a relief.

[ Another beat.

Awkwardly. It looks as though Kakashi might want to say something else, but he just looks away. ]

[uchihawagamama]

Don't tell me you have feelings. Pedo.

[He's not looking up. Glaring kunai at the floor, though.]

[uchihawagamama]

...oh, and she insists I mention--that the thoughts she's having take place when I'm seventeen. Or something.

[uchihawagamama]

She just thinks it's "cute" to make me deal with it now.

pls to me letting me know when you're finished with tag chains! XD

[ura_no_ura]

[ Well, he supposes that might be different, but the fact that he was just accused of being a child molester is rather, well. Unsettling. He quirks a brow and just looks at Sasuke. He's not going to tell him that he's "too young," because Sasuke is apparently old enough to kill and to fight in wars. And that goes against Kakashi's own sense of logic. But. ]

As I said, Sasuke, what feelings you may -- or may not have -- are inappropriate. There is someone your age who I think would suit you much better.

[ In fact, she has pink hair and likes you very, very much, Sasuke. ]

fft sorry half the time I don't even know when I've finished them |D; I WILL TRY THO

[uchihawagamama]

How can feelings I don't have be inappropriate?

[Still staring at the floor. Sakura doesn't even cross his mind.] Naruto and I only kissed once and it sucked.

And end!

[uchihawagamama]

Wait, what makes you think I want to date anyone?

woops

[ura_no_ura]

The very idea is inappropriate.

[ A beat. ]

In any case, I wasn't talking about Naruto. Or about dating, for that matter.

1/?

[uchihawagamama]

2/2

[uchihawagamama]

[Oh, you've just made his mind go some...interesting places.]

...then what were you talking about?

1/2

[ura_no_ura]

Well, it's my understanding you are curious about sexual relations. This would make sense, given your age, and the changes that are occurring to your body.

2/2

[ura_no_ura]

I suppose you are a bit young to be having sex, but maybe you might want to.. ah, how did you put it? "Do things" with a nice, young girl your age...

[ A beat. ]

You can start by holding hands, perhaps. And when you're ready, maybe take a further step to exchange things like a hug or a kiss.

[ Kakashi, sex ed instructor? ]

[uchihawagamama]

Kissing is boring and girls are irritating.

[Whoops, Sasuke, your childishness is showing. He has no idea what he just sounded like. Sorry, sensei.]

[ura_no_ura]

Well, if you don't like girls, you could try these things with a boy, if that's better for you.

[ Hey, Kakashi doesn't discriminate. ]

And you realize, kissing is different when it's with someone you like... Though maybe you're just not ready yet.

[ And then he suddenly realizes how this might sounds and quickly continues on with -- ]

It might be better for you to wait a little until you find someone your age that you like.

[uchihawagamama]

I'd be happier not to do anything with anyone, but my mun keeps...thinking about things.

It's messing with my head.

...and everyone in my class is a dunce.

[ura_no_ura]

Aaa, I suppose you're just not at that age yet where you might be interested in your classmates. [ A beat. ] In any case, you don't have to think about these things if they aren't important to you, hmm?

mun is going to bed because she's about to fall asleep on her keyboard @@

[uchihawagamama]

But she writes things and makes me think about them.

Okie! Goodnight! o/

[ura_no_ura]

Ah, but you're an Uchiha. I don't suppose you're trying to say you're weaker than her.

1/?

[uchihawagamama]

2/?

[uchihawagamama]

No. Of course not.

3/3

[uchihawagamama]

But you do know how muns work. If I don't do what she says, then I don't exist.