cantankerouscrab: (do what I fucking say)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] cantankerouscrab) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-03 03:12 pm

Testing 123

JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH YOUR GOD AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER MY FUCKING SIGN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES
biipolareye2: (Default)

[personal profile] biipolareye2 2012-03-03 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
tl;dr
biipolareye2: (don't giive a 2hiit)

[personal profile] biipolareye2 2012-03-03 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
liike your mun ii2 goiing to lii2ten to whatever you 2ay kk.
dazzlingyou: (109 year old virgin)

[personal profile] dazzlingyou 2012-03-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe his name was Jesus, not Jegus.

[personal profile] thoughtandflow 2012-03-03 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
H3H3H3H3H3
SUCKS TO B3 YOU R1GHT NOW
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[personal profile] whatchainsaw 2012-03-03 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It Is Endlessly Reassuring To Realise That Our Fellow Trolls Are Willing To Support You So Thoroughly At A Time Like This
biipolareye2: (no fuck you)

[personal profile] biipolareye2 2012-03-03 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
at lea2t you haven't been placed iin a 2ome kiind thiing where bucket2 are iinvolved.
unshellfish: (Default)

[personal profile] unshellfish 2012-03-03 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
T)(at's w)(at t)(ey all say!
dazzlingyou: (Girl you trippin)

[personal profile] dazzlingyou 2012-03-03 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He wasn't everyone's messiah.

Then what is the point?

[personal profile] thoughtandflow 2012-03-03 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
1 W1LL T4K3 TH4T 4PPL4US3 4ND G4TH3R 1T 4LL 1NTO 4 P1L3
BUT
1 WOULD H4V3 TO S4Y 1T W4SNT 4N OBS3RV4T1ON TH4T TOOK MUCH WORK
1TS 4 PR3TTY UN1V3RS4LLY R3COGN1S3D TH1NG TH4T B31NG YOU 1S KNOWN TO SUCK ON OCC4S1ON
unshellfish: (ICONS)

[personal profile] unshellfish 2012-03-03 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
)(ee )(ee )(ee!

I just t)(ink your mun probubbly isn't all t)(at bad.

----Every Crabbait I meet says t)(ey )(ave t)(e worst mun ever in t)(e )(istory of forever, and usually it's wit)(out even trying to get to glubbing know t)(em! 38P
dazzlingyou: (I know what girls want)

[personal profile] dazzlingyou 2012-03-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should take a moment to calm down. Stress isn't good for your health, you know.

[personal profile] thoughtandflow 2012-03-03 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
MOSTLY 1T SM3LLS L1K3 TH3 ROS3 HUM4N
M4YB3 YOU N33D TO WORRY L3SS 4BOUT MY NOS3 4ND MOR3 4BOUT YOUR 4PP4R3NT F41LUR3 TO M4ST3R TH3 S4RC4ST1C 4RTS
tendtoenunciate: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)

[personal profile] tendtoenunciate 2012-03-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You Say That Now
And The Next Thing You Know

Actually Finishing That Sentence Would Be Indecent
So Never Mind
Aside From The Entire Muse Situation Are You Alright
unshellfish: (CAN'T)

[personal profile] unshellfish 2012-03-03 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
W)(ale if you ask me you're all just being...
Crabby!
38P
Okay that one wasn't one of my betta ones but I )(ad to say it!
Beac)(sides, even if you swim around in t)(at t)(inkpan of hers I bet you don't listen to )(er a lot!
So you probably don't know )(er as w)(ale as you say you do. 380

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