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JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH YOUR GOD AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER MY FUCKING SIGN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES

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WHAT IS THE CITY EVEN CALLED?
AND IF YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME OF HOW MUCH SOMETHING SUCKS
I THINK MENTIONING TORTURE SHOULD BE THE FIRST THING ON YOUR LIST
DO I NEED TO GET OVER THERE AND KILL THIS ASSHOLE YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
EVEN THOUGH YOU DECIDED TO BRING THEM UP FOR SOME REASON ONLY TO CASTRATE MY CURIOSITY WITH A "NEVER MIND"
WHICH IS FINE, WHATEVER
WE ALL HAVE SHIT WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT

Gamzee And I Already Tried
It Didnt Work
Which Is Unfortunate
Otherwise I Would Encourage You

Its Not So Much That I Dont Want You Do Know
Its Just
What He Did To My Auspisticee Has A Certain
Unmentionability