Testing 123

[cantankerouscrab]

JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH YOUR GOD AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER MY FUCKING SIGN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES

Comments

[tipple]

k if youre gettin hit on by dirk then youre a boy alien
not that i give much of a fukc at this point after gettin blindsided so much but yeh

*could correct that but i give no fucks so im chill w/ that typo

soooooo lets totes get to know each otherrrrr......
im roxy
who are you roguish gray capslocker?? ;)

[cantankerouscrab]

NONE OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID MAKES ANY SENSE
AND DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN?

[tipple]

okaaaay so jsut gimme your name so i dont have 2 keep thinkin up new ones
this drinks kind of strong
i cant bang out nicklename all night

*nicknames

[cantankerouscrab]

WHATEVER
FINE
IT'S KARKAT

[tipple]

OMG
ru sers

*serius???

youre called karKAT ahghhhhhh fuuuck that is the sweetest
sup kitty lmfao!!!
i cant evne im so excite
wwo i need to calm my shit
so your mun is doing what to yuo now kitkat??
thats a lot of text up there i got the gist but
it sounds like they wanna bond w/ you and thats all
idk
im still kind of reeling from how aewsome tour name is

*your AWESOME
there fixd

[cantankerouscrab]

SWEET? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
MY MUN IS OFFENSIVE JUST BY EXISTING
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BOND WITH HER AT ALL
YOU BOTH CAN GO HAVE AN ANNOYING FEMALE HUMAN CONVENTION TOGETHER
AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT

[tipple]

srs as a heartattack
best name im adorpting it for at least a dozen of my cats
thers a lot so i need to spread names around
cant be stingy

*ugh theres
*adopting

p sure the whole con would go
oh hey kitkats mun ur lukin suuuuuper fine
yeh roxy also did you know this guy is grumpy as fuck????
i surly did hes a doll you have great taste
inorite lets have pimms ocko
and then we get down like the stylish examples we are

*cock
WHOA NO lmfaoooo
*surely and *****PIMMS O CLOCK that one is deservin of the right typing