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dear_mun2012-03-03 03:12 pm
cantankerouscrab) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-03 03:12 pm
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Testing 123
JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH YOUR GOD AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER MY FUCKING SIGN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES
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THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT
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Then what is the point?
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THE POINT IS I WAS SADDLED WITH A GLORIOUS MORON FOR A MUN WHO FOR SOME REASON THINKS IT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO PLAY ME
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ?
WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING TO REPEAT MYSELF TO SOME NOOK-SUCKING ASSHOLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW?
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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?
PUTTING A "MAYBE" IN FRONT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS CONDESCENDING
AND I DON'T TAKE THAT KIND OF SHIT FROM LESSER BEINGS WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GLEAN THE POINT OF WHAT I WAS SAYING
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I'M ONE OF THE BEINGS THAT MADE YOUR STUPID UNIVERSE
I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT PUTS ME ON A HIGHER RUNG THAN YOU