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[cantankerouscrab]

JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH YOUR GOD AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER MY FUCKING SIGN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES

Comments

[cantankerouscrab]

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU
ERGO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU READ IT
OR WHAT YOUR FUCKING OPINION IS

[biipolareye2]

liike your mun ii2 goiing to lii2ten to whatever you 2ay kk.

[cantankerouscrab]

YEAH THAT'S A GREAT ATTITUDE TO HAVE
"OH, MUNS DON'T LISTEN, EXCUSE ME WHILE I ASSUME THE POSITION OF ULTIMATE SHAME AND SUBMIT"
WHICH FOR SOME REASON IS BENDING OVER IN HUMAN CULTURE
AND TAKING SOMETHING UP THEIR NOOK

[biipolareye2]

at lea2t you haven't been placed iin a 2ome kiind thiing where bucket2 are iinvolved.

[cantankerouscrab]

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOUR MUN HAS GONE SO FAR AS TO USE BUCKETS TO MAKE YOU THEIR PLAYTHING?
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SHIT DOWN YOUR PROTEIN HOLE?

[biipolareye2]

ye2, my mun ii2 that crazy.
ii 2hiit you not.
but ii'd kiill her iif 2he triie2 that agaiin.

[cantankerouscrab]

THAT'S FUCKING SICK
I DIDN'T THINK THERE COULD BE A MUN WORSE THAN MINE
AND MINE'S A CREEPY DUMBSHIT THAT ACTUALLY ENJOYS WHEN I YELL AT HER
LIKE I ACTUALLY THINK SHE GETS OFF ON IT MORE THAN EGBERT

[biipolareye2]

don't giive her any idea2!
ii don't want to put up wiith hiim a2 well!

[cantankerouscrab]

WAIT
JUST THE MENTION OF EGBERT WOULD MAKE YOUR MUN PICK HIM UP?
IS SHE SOME KIND OF DIRTY MUSE SLUT?

[biipolareye2]

oh gog.

[cantankerouscrab]

WHAT?