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[cantankerouscrab]

JUST BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH YOUR GOD AND YOU WERE BORN UNDER MY FUCKING SIGN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING
OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOUR HUMAN COLLOQUIALISMS GO
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK? WHAT DOES BEING BORN IN A CERTAIN PART OF AN EARTH YEAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PERSONALITY?
YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. OR MAYBE YOU ARE SEEING AS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO GNAW ON MY OWN FACE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT A PROTEIN CHUTE.
YOU PISS ME OFF ALMOST AS MUCH AS PAST ME AND HE'S AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF NUB WASTE THAT CAN'T TAKE ANY GOOD ADVICE, EVEN FROM ME AND I'M HIM
WOULD YOU STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? AM I JUST TALKING TO MYSELF HERE?
DOES IT NOT REGISTER IN THAT MEAGER THINK PAN YOU NOOK-LICKING MONKEY FREAKS WERE BORN WITH THAT I HATE YOU?
FOR A HUMAN YOU'RE ALREADY AN UGLY WASTE OF SPACE AND THAT GLASSY-EYED SMILE IS NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER
OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT
STOP IT
... OH SWEET FUCKING JEGUS, I GOT STUCK WITH THE WORST MUN IN THE HISTORY OF ROLEPLAY
DO ME A FUCKING FAVOR AND KILL ME OFF IF YOU EVER PUT ME IN A GAME
EVEN IF I'M REVIVED, AT LEAST THAT PERIOD OF DARKNESS AWAY FROM YOU WOULD BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY EXISTENCE AS ONE OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MUSES

Comments

[biipolareye2]

tl;dr

[cantankerouscrab]

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU
ERGO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU READ IT
OR WHAT YOUR FUCKING OPINION IS

[biipolareye2]

liike your mun ii2 goiing to lii2ten to whatever you 2ay kk.

[cantankerouscrab]

YEAH THAT'S A GREAT ATTITUDE TO HAVE
"OH, MUNS DON'T LISTEN, EXCUSE ME WHILE I ASSUME THE POSITION OF ULTIMATE SHAME AND SUBMIT"
WHICH FOR SOME REASON IS BENDING OVER IN HUMAN CULTURE
AND TAKING SOMETHING UP THEIR NOOK

[dazzlingyou]

I believe his name was Jesus, not Jegus.

[cantankerouscrab]

LIKE I CARE WHAT YOUR EARTH MESSIAH'S NAME WAS
THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT

[dazzlingyou]

He wasn't everyone's messiah.

Then what is the point?

[cantankerouscrab]

UGH, I ALREADY SAID I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
THE POINT IS I WAS SADDLED WITH A GLORIOUS MORON FOR A MUN WHO FOR SOME REASON THINKS IT'S A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO PLAY ME
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ?
WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING TO REPEAT MYSELF TO SOME NOOK-SUCKING ASSHOLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW?

[thoughtandflow]

H3H3H3H3H3
SUCKS TO B3 YOU R1GHT NOW

[cantankerouscrab]

I AM SO FUCKING GLAD YOU NOTICED
ALLOW ME TO APPLAUD YOU ON YOUR OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS

[thoughtandflow]

1 W1LL T4K3 TH4T 4PPL4US3 4ND G4TH3R 1T 4LL 1NTO 4 P1L3
BUT
1 WOULD H4V3 TO S4Y 1T W4SNT 4N OBS3RV4T1ON TH4T TOOK MUCH WORK
1TS 4 PR3TTY UN1V3RS4LLY R3COGN1S3D TH1NG TH4T B31NG YOU 1S KNOWN TO SUCK ON OCC4S1ON

[cantankerouscrab]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
AND I WOULD ASK YOU WHAT SARCASM SMELLS LIKE
BUT APPARENTLY YOU DON'T KNOW

[whatchainsaw]

It Is Endlessly Reassuring To Realise That Our Fellow Trolls Are Willing To Support You So Thoroughly At A Time Like This

[cantankerouscrab]

WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THE SARCASM IN THAT?
BECAUSE I DID
AND I WAS UNDERWHELMED

[unshellfish]

T)(at's w)(at t)(ey all say!

[cantankerouscrab]

WHAT'S YOUR POINT BESIDES THE FACT THAT I'M APPARENTLY AN UNORIGINAL IDIOT WITH WASTE FOR BRAINS?

[unshellfish]

)(ee )(ee )(ee!

I just t)(ink your mun probubbly isn't all t)(at bad.

----Every Crabbait I meet says t)(ey )(ave t)(e worst mun ever in t)(e )(istory of forever, and usually it's wit)(out even trying to get to glubbing know t)(em! 38P

[tendtoenunciate]

You Say That Now
And The Next Thing You Know

Actually Finishing That Sentence Would Be Indecent
So Never Mind
Aside From The Entire Muse Situation Are You Alright

[cantankerouscrab]

YEAH, I'M JUST FUCKING PEACHY
WHATEVER THAT MEANS
WHY?

[tendtoenunciate]

Do I Have To Have A Reason
Im Just Concerned Alright

[tipple]

lmfoa
thats cute little mna

*man, fuck

sooo much angry textins
do alines even have a chill pill
clam ur tits much

*calm them 2 k
*pradon me ALIEN

[cantankerouscrab]

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU'RE THE ALIEN
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE TITS?

[tipple]

only the best ever uve obvs never had lolo
sort of hunks of flesh on a grils front
oooooh grills sounds so gud rn
fuk mhungry

*meant girls

[drinkthebleach]

...Y'know, maybe you should let that blonde slutty chick fuck you. It'd be gross, an' probably can't happen anywhere but Tijuana, but I mean, you might get loosened up, at least.

[And you fucking need it, dude.]

[cantankerouscrab]

UGH ARE ALL HUMANS JUST DEPRAVED IDIOTS?
WE DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO THE SAME MATING PROCESS
WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK OUT EVEN IN THIS TIJUANA
IS THAT SOME KIND OF HUMAN MATING ALTAR?
ACTUALLY
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING WASTE STREAM FROM A MUSCLEBEAST'S ASSHOLE WHAT IT IS
YOUR RITUALS FOR PROCREATION ARE GROTESQUE AND ILLOGICAL
AND I DON'T SEE HOW IT WOULD "LOOSEN ME UP"
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS
SO KEEP THE NOISE HOLE IN YOUR HIDEOUS FLESHY PINK FACE SHUT