Homeless, Considering, and so chipper about it.

[stolensunshine]

I think I could get comfy in here. I mean, it's so busy and there are so many exciting people, and, well, yes, I'd rather find someplace to roam a little, but... whenever we get to that, right?

[Right. Big hopeful eyes go here, hoping to stun one into putting her somewhere as soon as possible, without resorting to underhanded methods like sneaking out or lying or letting dashing thieves into the tower to sweep her off...]

After all, that -- A-T-P thing is coming up tonight, right? I should have someplace outside the tower to go in no time! It won't be the lanterns, but-- it'll still be an adventure!

Comments

[creepy_son_of_a]

These games are not generally something to get excited about.

[kamenriderfourze]

Heh! Exactly! Gotta take this as a chance to make new friends ya' couldn't ever run into before!

[runawayhatetrain]

You know, I'm starting to think we should just greet all the new muses at the door with some kind of pamphlet. "Welcome to Existence, You Should Probably Just Kill Yourself While You're Ahead." At least that way we older muses wouldn't have to spend so much time explaining to you newbs why being put in a game is something no one should get this excited about, ever.

[stolensunshine]

No? Why not?

[...this gentleman seems trustworthy, since he has no pointy teeth.]

[stolensunshine]

I want to make friends! With the right people, so Mother will be able to see that I can make the right judgment calls and then, maybe when I go home, she'll set me see the lanterns!

[stolensunshine]

[...hello, downerpants, nice to meet you. However, Karkat's doom and gloom can only be conquered by the force of radiant innocence that is Rapunzel's naivete.]

But it's going outside! Going to do things, have adventure! See the world-- or worlds-- and not being in the tower.

[kamenriderfourze]

I don't think there's such a thing as wrong friends though!

Like I get some people're jerks, or really evil an' stuff...but the way I see it that don't mean they don't deserve a friend. Noone deserves to be alone.

You should make friends with everyone!

[creepy_son_of_a]

Many involve being subjected to unpleasant 'events' or being forced to... [ A quick look at her rather innocent expression. Yeah, no. Not going to explain sex games to her.] ...live in a half destroyed city.

I admit there are some that are not so bad but, the mundanes don't appear to favor them.

I am so sorry Rapunzel ;_;

[mother_gawful]

[Just... disappointment. SO MUCH DISAPPOINT]

Do you enjoy stomping on my heart?

[runawayhatetrain]

[god dammit.]

Well, it's not like it makes a difference, anyway. This just means we're gonna have to hear about it even more when your mun does whatever terrible thing to you that they're presumably already planning for.

[mother_gawful]

I keep you in the tower for a reason! To keep you safe!

And yet every time I turn around, you've run off with another mun-creature.

[mother_gawful]

How do you think I will feel when something horrible happens because you just couldn't stay in the tower? Where it's safe.

[mother_gawful]

[And she breaks into inconsolable sobbing. With her face in her hands. So, y'know, you can't see if there are actually any tears.]

[stolensunshine]

[Yeah, we dare you to explain sex to her. We dare you.]

Half-destroyed? Why would anyone live in a half-destroyed city?

[stolensunshine]

But.. there are men?

With pointy teeth.

I don't think they're anybody's friends.

[stolensunshine]

...does that mean my mun is... a man with pointy te--

[She has just noticed that... Karkat has pointy teeth. Ohdear.]

[stolensunshine]

Mother!

[stolensunshine]

Oh no, Mother-- I didn't--

[stolensunshine]

small>[oh god her Mother's going to die from grief it will be all her fault auuuuuuuuugh]

[stolensunshine]

Mother-- I'm sorry! I'm really, really sorry! [oh she's just going to sit at her feel and make the sad eyes.]

[creepy_son_of_a]

Because that's all they have. In these games there is usually no way out unless the mundane drops.

[Sephiroth is probably the worst person to give her 'the talk'. It's likely that if he ever got it himself it was likely all in scientific terms she wouldn't understand.]

[mother_gawful]

[Gothel makes a big show of drying her eyes, then smiles pitifully and pats Rapunzel on the head.]

Now now, young ones always make mistakes. The important thing is you learn from them, and NEVER make the same mistake again. Do you understand?

[Not Here]

[mother_gawful]

((My Jack Spicer muse actually gave a Rapunzel sex-ed videos...))

[stolensunshine]

...Why is that bad? Aren't you still on an adventure?

[stolensunshine]

Y--yes, Mother.

[She's never going to get to go anywhere ever.]