Homeless, Considering, and so chipper about it.

[stolensunshine]

I think I could get comfy in here. I mean, it's so busy and there are so many exciting people, and, well, yes, I'd rather find someplace to roam a little, but... whenever we get to that, right?

[Right. Big hopeful eyes go here, hoping to stun one into putting her somewhere as soon as possible, without resorting to underhanded methods like sneaking out or lying or letting dashing thieves into the tower to sweep her off...]

After all, that -- A-T-P thing is coming up tonight, right? I should have someplace outside the tower to go in no time! It won't be the lanterns, but-- it'll still be an adventure!

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[runawayhatetrain]

...

You have... magic... hair. ... so that's why you won't shut up about people trying to steal it.

[stolensunshine]

Well, of course.

[She's got a lapful of it]

But if you -- if you cut it, it turns brown, and loses it's power. Never...grows back the right way.

[runawayhatetrain]

... so wouldn't that technically make you "magic" or whatever? Or maybe you're just some kind of weird magicky battery or something.

[stolensunshine]

I -- don't know.

[Magic, man, what is it. She doesn't know.]

[runawayhatetrain]

Well, whatever. Whenever we end up accidentally waking up whatever psuedo-magic or whatever we're hatched with, it's not like there's some fairy on the scene that instantly explains everything. I guess whatever this is you've got going on is the same kinda deal.

[stolensunshine]

Yeah, I g-- did you say hatched? Like out of an egg?

[Her knowledge of sex is near zero but she's still pretty sure that people don't hatch like chickens do.]

[runawayhatetrain]

Yes. Hatched. Like out of a fucking egg. What the hell else would you hatch out of.

[stolensunshine]

You must think I'm stupid. People don't hatch out of eggs!

[runawayhatetrain]

...

So just what does that make me? I admit, I don't know shit about whatever disgusting methods you humans use to reproduce, but it is pretty narrow-minded to be convinced that it's totally impossible for a "person" to hatch from an egg.

[stolensunshine]

You're just teasing me! [...right?] Aren't... you?

[runawayhatetrain]

Oh yes, because I'd absolutely just love having my face beat in with a hunk of metal some more. Lying to you is totally my new favorite pastime.

No I am not. I don't know and don't even want to know where you humans come from-- please, don't even try to explain, I'd really like to keep my lunch down if at all possible-- but trolls? We hatch.