stumbling: (I apologise... I'll stop now)
Daylen Amell ([personal profile] stumbling) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-03 04:37 pm
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Homeless... canon is the Fast Show

My Dearest Mun,

That... is what I'm supposed to call you, isn't it? Strange sort of name. Mundane... I'm not sure why one would choose to call themselves uninteresting... although I suppose if pressed I would likely do the same...

In any case, I feel we should cut right to the chase. I'm perfectly happy at the house. Well, maybe not happy... content may be a better word... or... well, no. Regardless, it would be better that I remain there. I'm sure your head's a very interesting place to take up residence. I don't want you to take this the wrong way. It's just I fear what would become of the house if I left it.

Or Ted, for that matter. I should miss him terribly, if I left, and I fear his job may be at risk. If I were to disappear I suspect Clive would jump at the opportunity to attempt to buy my estate, and who knows? Perhaps he would be successful. Whilst I consider Clive a good friend in many respects... some... well, no... I think the best thing to say here may be simply that Clive has always been eager to help me out of my debt. At the cost of my estate. As I am sure you know, Clive is no big fan of Ted's. For all his hard work and dedication I'm not sure how long Clive would allow him to stay on.

Of course, I'm sure you know full well what you're doing. Don't think for a moment I'm trying to imply otherwise. Or for that matter think it's because I don't like you I would rather you not keep me here... I'm sure you're a charming fellow and we could become firm friends in no time. It's not as though you're planning to do anything with me other than perhaps the occasional post here, or... was it musebox, you called it? That.

Yes... you should forget what I said. It was silly of me. I'm not entirely sure what possessed me to say all of this in the first place. I'm sure Ted will be fine... just... fine. As for the house, what does it matter? I can find houses all over the country should this time freeze you mentioned not work for one reason or another. Or indeed the world. I could settle myself and Ted on a nice island somewhere. Or perhaps the Ireland, should Ted feel like home. I think I should like that. So would Mrs Ted. I think.

No. You must do what you like, mun. I only hope you'll accept my apologies for suggesting you do anything but.

With Kindest Regards,

Lord Ralph Mayhew

PS- If I might make a suggestion, perhaps you could get one of these... muses for Ted. There would be significantly less work for him to do up here. He works so hard, it would be nice for him to have a break from it all. I think he's more than earned it.
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[personal profile] halfofhalf 2012-03-03 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Bowing down isn't necessary. Watching mun-san gave me enough keywords for a lookup.

[It's just browsing the library of all Earth's knowledge, no big deal.]
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[personal profile] halfofhalf 2012-03-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Being born in the Earth's Memory helped with that.

[This guy really likes to talk a lot.]
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[personal profile] halfofhalf 2012-03-03 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
In my world, it does.