On the mun taking his time on apping to paradisa

[midhitgrope]

Listen. What the fuck is takin' so long?! I ain't that fuckin' interesting.

And I'm not fuckin' happy with what ya makin' me lose. You realise that I'm called the "Funny Man" for my jokes, right?

Get your fuckin' shit sorted out, man.

...And don't be tryin' to put me someplace else until you have, got it? That dead city can fuckin' wait until I'm in the magic castle.

Listen to me. Sounds like I've done some bad fuckin' acid.

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[midhitgrope]

[He is the Funny Man.]

Fuck if I know. I ain't no shrink, either.

He does seem the type to get distracted by shiny things, though...

[gwenbloodycooper]

Right well, there's your problem!

Tell you what. Have a little chat with your mun and tell him to lay off that plurk shite that mine's always messing about with and I bet you'll be good to go in no time.

[midhitgrope]

I dunno what to fuckin' say to the guy! He's gotta be half my fuckin' age!

I'm not good with kids.

[gwenbloodycooper]

[Why is she not surprised?]

So don't treat him like a kid. Bitch him out like you would anyone else, that might push him into action.

[Worst advice ever Gwen]