homeless and looking, and a small voice test.

[knifefetish]

This is hardly an appropriate username. My preference toward throwing knives does not hold any sexual ties to it. Furthermore, my sexual preferences are none of your concern.

I'm also hoping you did not pull me away from my duties for nothing. I would have preferred you finding me a home before making the account.

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[immortal_flames]

Funny. I'd always thought you'd were the type that likes to knife people.

[knifefetish]

I do not like it in the way my mundane is trying to imply.

[immortal_flames]

Yeah, I knew that much.

[knifefetish]

I'm hoping that no incorrect conclusions will be drawn.

[be_my_servant]

You already have a home. Why would you be looking for another one, unless you're implying that it's inadequate?

[That's not a barbed question at all.]

[knifefetish]

[Nope, not at all.]

If I were given the choice, I would not have come here Oujo-sama. I fear the mansion will fall under chaos at my disappearance.

[be_my_servant]

And now you're certainly not implying that this mundane's orders take preference over mine, right?

[knifefetish]

Your orders take preference over all others. I'm afraid that there is no choice from us if the mundane's wish is strong enough.

[That's an apologetic bow from Sakuya regardless.]

[be_my_servant]

You're being contradictory. Are you going to do as I say and attend to the mansion, or are you going to abandon your station at this human's whims?

[knifefetish]

If I were able to return to the mansion, I would be there. I'm sure you understand the power mundanes hold over us, Oujo-sama.

[Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.]

[be_my_servant]

[Oh, she understands. That's part of why she's being so heavy-handed. Someone's bitter.]

So make your intentions clear! Demand to return! Your responsibilities are more important for whatever trivial issues they want you for.

[knifefetish]

I would waste my breath, and look rash in doing so. I can, however, think of a solution that may satisfy. Are you currently within any 'games', Oujo-sama?

[be_my_servant]

[She sighs.] It's an absolutely troublesome place, Sakuya. It's a spaceship, supposedly powered by sheer chance—however that works—under the guidance of foolish rodents that serve as our 'captains.' I do grow bored with it.

[knifefetish]

While I may not be able to return to the mansion, perhaps I could convince my mundane to place me upon this spaceship? I would be able to serve you, while at the same time keeping my mundane from interfering too much.

[be_my_servant]

That shouldn't even be phrased as a question. You are to either attend to your duties, or attend to me.

Although, you would be welcome. [She meant to say 'it would be convenient.'] Karen keeps the new mansion clean enough, but she's simply so slow compared to you.

...You aren't going to leave again, are you?

[knifefetish]

I understand. The preparations will be made immediately.

...And I will not leave your side once again unless you wish it, Oujo-sama.

[Another bow from Sakuya.]

[be_my_servant]

You're still late.

Good. You'd better not. [But she is happy; she's just being childish. What a surprise.]

[knifefetish]

Then I apologize for my tardiness.

[be_my_servant]

I'll only accept that if it doesn't happen again.

[shanghaiworld]

Your fetish is obviously your maid uniform.

[knifefetish]

[It was only a matter of time!]

They are none of your concern either.

[shanghaiworld]

So mysterious, the maid of the Scarlet Devil.

[knifefetish]

An air of mystery can keep noses from poking where they do not belong.

[shanghaiworld]

Ah, but at the same time, a mystery just invites the nosy.

You saw nothing~

[knifefetish]

If these unintentional invitations are taken to heart, I will simply deal with the deviants ignorant to privacy.

[shanghaiworld]

Even if it's by one of the people at the mansion?

[knifefetish]

Yes. As I said, I will deal with those ignorant to privacy. The ways in which I'll deal with them differ, of course.

[shanghaiworld]

Yet another mystery.

[knifefetish]

None of these mysteries need solving.

[shanghaiworld]

You say that now, but wait until the greatest mind of our generation comes to you and reveals everything, leaving you and your mind awakened, knowing that you should not have hid yourself in such a way.

This mind I speak of? T'is none other than Detective Cirno.

[knifefetish]

[Are you serious, Alice...]

What I need revealed is why you are so interested in what I 'hide away.'

[shanghaiworld]

Because I am very bored.

Do you honestly think I would say that if I had anything better to do?

[knifefetish]

There are other ways to cure boredom.

[shanghaiworld]

I'm a youkai, messing with humans is in my job description.

[knifefetish]

Dealing with troublesome youkai appears to be in mine.

[shanghaiworld]

And here I thought you stopped doing that.

[chaoticshambles]

I know what yah mean. People always think you got issues if yah got a whole lot of knives.

[knifefetish]

Those that are willing to jump to a conclusion so easily usually aren't worth a second thought.

[chaoticshambles]

Yeah, but just between you and me...Knives are pretty sexy, right?

[Probably joking, by his tone.]

[knifefetish]

Knives are both beautiful and deadly at the same time. They are the ideal weapon best suited for me.

[Sakuya is now holding one of her numerous throwing knives, to give visual aid to her point.]

[chaoticshambles]

[Well, since she showed him hers, might as well show her his.

He returns the gesture, pulling a rather large knife from his jacket, giving a quick display of knife play, slicing an imaginary person into shreds.]

We're on the same page, babe. There's something about 'em, ain't there? Like, they're so simple, just a bit of sharp metal...But they're pretty much perfect for what they're made for. Not much like that in the world.

[knifefetish]

[This is the first time Sakuya has met someone who both understands her appreciation of knives and is skilled in their utilization.]

There are not very many people in the world who understand that, either. It's nice to see another individual who does.

[chaoticshambles]

[This is a bit of a weird moment for the giant man too. Most people think his enjoyment of knives to be creepy.]

Heh...Yeah. Fer some reason people think 'ppreciating blades is weird, but drooling over artless firearms is encouraged. [For fun (and a little to show off) he tosses his knife up and catches it in the sheath.] Name's Aikawa, nice to meetcha.

[Instead of his usual big salute, Sakuya gets a little wave of greeting. Because she is a proper lady, he can tell.]