our cast must grow like a hideous tumour on poly.

[crowing]

( tap tap tap tap. his fingers drum impatiently. )

Y'knoooooow. When you look up the definition of "desperate", there's a picture of the lot of you. Stupid puppy-eyes and dirty bribes in your hands and all. You guys are morons.

Do you really think you need all that? Pfft! Whatever.

They'll come flocking to us, crying out "ooohhhh Great Ikki-sama, oooh Great Ikki-sama", as soon as we show them what Kogarasumaru is made of!

If they're lucky, I just might let 'em become our cheerleaders.

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[ineuphony]

What are you talking about this time?

[crowing]

Maaaakaaaaa.

Is that an offer to become the head cheerleader?

[ineuphony]

Wait, what? A cheerleader?

[crowing]

Every great team has a gaggle of girls cheering for their victory.

[ineuphony]

But why me? -- I don't know the first thing about cheerleading.

[betweenroads]

[ puuuuuunnnnccchhhh !! ]

[crowing]

But you've always been a supporter, right?

That's all that matters.

1/2

[ineuphony]

...

[ineuphony]

I'll support you, but I'm not going to do some stupid cheer and hop around for you.

1/2

[crowing]

( SRY BEING PUNCHED BRB. )

[crowing]

( everyday rabble rabble. )

—You could wear an outfit!

[ineuphony]

Can't I just wear what I have on now?

[gluttonize]

Think you're really realin' anyone in with that mug of yours?

[crowing]

You need the team insignia!

HELLO AGAIN.

[crowing]

( pulls at face. )

How could anyone resist?

[ineuphony]

Or I could just support you without the outfit.

[crowing]

You need an

I N S I G N I A!

HI YOU

[gluttonize]

Look in a mirror lately?

♥♥

[crowing]

I could hardly bare to look upon such a perfect reflection.

[ineuphony]

You're pretty serious about this, aren't you?

[crowing]

There's no way around it.

[gluttonize]

I said a mirror not your breakfast, little mouse!

[ineuphony]

( a defeating sigh. )

I guess not. My mun wants me to, so it looks like I don't have a choice. Sheesh... the things I have to put up with.

[crowing]

Do you have trouble telling the difference between the two of them?

( . . . )

What was your name again, Magical Girl?

[crowing]

She's got good taste!

C'mon, don't act like you're not excited.