our cast must grow like a hideous tumour on poly.

[crowing]

( tap tap tap tap. his fingers drum impatiently. )

Y'knoooooow. When you look up the definition of "desperate", there's a picture of the lot of you. Stupid puppy-eyes and dirty bribes in your hands and all. You guys are morons.

Do you really think you need all that? Pfft! Whatever.

They'll come flocking to us, crying out "ooohhhh Great Ikki-sama, oooh Great Ikki-sama", as soon as we show them what Kogarasumaru is made of!

If they're lucky, I just might let 'em become our cheerleaders.

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HI YOU

[gluttonize]

Look in a mirror lately?

♥♥

[crowing]

I could hardly bare to look upon such a perfect reflection.

[gluttonize]

I said a mirror not your breakfast, little mouse!

[crowing]

Do you have trouble telling the difference between the two of them?

( . . . )

What was your name again, Magical Girl?

[gluttonize]

Heeh~ You think you're worthy to hear it?

[crowing]

Who could be more worthy than the emperor of the universe?

( jabs a finger towards him. JUST SO YOU'RE CLEAR THAT HE MEANS HIMSELF. )

[gluttonize]

[SNORTS]

You couldn't be emperor of a toilet.

[crowing]

( FOR EVERY GIRL WHO SUPPORTS THE TEAM AND HIM, THERE IS ANOTHER WAITING TO TRY AND TEAR HIM DOWN. )

Naaaahh! I promise not to take your home away from you.

[gluttonize]

See? Emperors aren't supposed to care about that kinda crap!

[crowing]

Only shitty emperors.

[gluttonize]

Aw, look at you trying to be clever.