dusts off + messenger shenanigans

[wwhinin]

wwe meet again wwriter human
i wwas wwonderin wwhen it wwould really be that youd actually start missin me
sooner than i fuckin imagined because im so fuckin awwesome
am i right
a course i am

right wwell
in any case youre already doin things absolutely wwrong again
up here in your thinkin pan
im tellin you this so you can fix it as soon as possible okay
youre puttin yourself in a dangerous situation
i knoww youre just tryin to help but

it actually makin my life wworse
its either blackrom or redrom wwith vvris
make up your bloody fuckin mind
im lookin like a proper tool here
if that evven crosses your mind

thanks for that
i really do appreciate it
it isnt like i get shit for it enough
wwound me more wwith your stupid stupidness
wwriter human
thats wwhat i really fuckin wwant
especially since youre just noticin that i exist again

yeah thanks for that too

oh an i especially lovve howw angry fef is wwith me
that is my absolute favvourite part
wway to go on your part there you twwat
its not like im cryin about it or anythin

wwhy dont you do somethin useful an put me in like a game or somethin
an just wwith my luck im sure thatll make evverythin wworse
wwont it

buyin fuckin face spaces doesnt make up for it
i deservve more than just 100

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[biipolareye2]

tl;dr

lmao'd so hard at that just so you know

[tipsygnostalgia]

[tipsygnostalgia]

u know you cant really force them to do anything they dont wanna do
all you can rly do is just accept whateever they throw at you
which in my case is a bunch of cool shit bc im awesome like that but

romance troubles? tell me abotu it
*about

HAHAHA so blunt

[wwhinin]

too long didnt read your fuckin face you idiot
wwhich i wwant to impail so you knoww

an like i evven givve a shit if you read it or not sol
youre bein a fuckin stupid asshole in this vverse anywway im talkin about anywway

so make like a tree
an fuckin get out of here

So true.

[biipolareye2]

jegus what crawled up your a22 and diied?
no wonder ff ii2 pii22ed off at you.

1.3

[wwhinin]

thats not really fair though
if theyre forcing shit on me an i cannot force shit on them

she really isnt wworthy enough to be playin somebody as cool
an as high on the spectrum as i am
its fuckin stupid

1.2

[wwhinin]

3.3. YES i know how to count my posts

[wwhinin]

wwhat
you actually wwant to hear about my problems
like uh
actually listenin sort of wwantin to hear about it
sort a

[wwhinin]

rubbish
shes not exactly mad at me

wwell okay so she kind a is but it isnt because of my attitude
or anythin
sort a is maybe
wwhatevver

good cod i dont need to be tellin some mustard blooded twwat like yourself
wwhat is actually happenin here
but its fuckin a lot already an its annoyin

[biipolareye2]

ii can't even beliieve ii feel 2orry for you
ii mean, not that ii'm flu2hed for you or anythiing.
hell no, ii'd never do that.
but to be fair, she did defend you.

xD

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah it isnt fair at all bt at the same time
it means if they let you, u can do whatever you wanna n dont rly have to deal w the consquwiwces
*consequences

actually its just a phrase meaning like *tell me about it i know all about being an amazing and beaiteiful person who gets friendzoneded by everyone* but im kinda bored so sure if u wanna chat ;3

[wwhinin]

wwell uh
okay so it kind a goes like this

my wwriter it makin me interact wwith twwo people
an so like it gets confusin
fittin them in quadrants

wwait
you knoww howw that wworks right
i mean
basically i should be hatin one an
lovvin the other but things are gettin like really fuckin confusin
uh

it sort a ending up in revverse cause the redrom is glubbin on an on
about this other guy
an so im like
okay wwell wwhat about me

an i dont knoww shes bein fuckin wweird
an the blackrom is bein less of a bitch wwhich is stupid
uh

i dont knoww wwhatevver

[wwhinin]

flushed for me
gross
wwell i mean
im not surprised
but uh
okay wwhatevver
you dont need to be makin things harder for me
so shut it

you knoww wwhat
if all of you wwere just fuckin out of the equation
fef wwould be completely mine
wwithout you lowwblooded peasants gettin in the wway
an takin her attention

for landwwellin fuckin sake you hardly givve her the attention she rightfully deservves

[tipsygnostalgia]

damnnn you do like to talk dont ya

i p much know about the quadrants i am like the expert of pale friendshits by now or something
*ships oops
always here as the shoudler 2 cry on and help them sort out their lovelives

but anyways
so the girl u have the hots for is snubbing you, and the one you wanna get all down and dirty bad romancey with may not hate u after all

maybe u should talk to em about it
orrrr move on?

[wwhinin]

oh uh
thats wwonderful youre an expert about it
i uh
i guess

wwell somethin sort a happened an noww its hard to
talk to them both you knoww
but i really dont wwant to movve on

im so fuckin close
i wwish like evverythin wwould just fix itself
okay like magic
fake magic
but magic
like science

_{[ eridan you are the master of VAGUE AND AWKWARD. ]}

[biipolareye2]

well maybe iif you had 2topped and wondered why 2he deciided to choo2e me iin2tead of you, you wouldn't even be whiiniing about thii2 and that.

and ii don't need your fuckiing advice on my quadrant2, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. fuck, ii doubt you can EVEN fiind anyone to fiill your quadrant2.

[wwhinin]

youre gross
wwhy wwould anyone choose you ovver me
no actually dont fuckin answwer that i dont evven care

an for your fuckin information
im apparently halfwway there
had you a read wwhat ivve been goin on about maybe youd fuckin understand
but youre too stupid for that i guess

thank you vvery much sol
i really do appreciate your advvice

poor eridan xD

[tipsygnostalgia]

if u dont talk to them then u know what happens
someone else swoops in an swops them of their feet
or your friends get interested so u feel like you shoudl stand back
just like what happened to some beauity who shall remain nameless
but the point is u have to talk to them

wow when i became all jerry sprigner n shit

dont get so worked up over it
sit back and sip on a loverly bevereage
it may help give you a clear outlook on leif
*typos

but ohh man yeah you have no idea how much i agree w that
like some wonderful n wise wizzard
doing his mayjiks and just making everything ok
writing all the wrongs
*righting

[biipolareye2]

liike ii giive a 2hiit about what you thiink.
maybe kk doe2, but ii doubt it.
he'2 too bu2y tryiing to be the leader of our liittle group.

[wwhinin]

like i evven givve a fuckin shit you dont givve a shit about wwhat i fuckin think
ugh wwhatevver

this vvent doesnt concern him
it concerns all about me and the fuckin shit ivve already gone through
wwith my wwriter human

i mean what the fuck
surely your wwriter has done stupid things to you
right




right

no dont pity him ANYTHING BUT THAT he won't leave you alone if you do

[wwhinin]

wwoww
i could havve told myself that
ugh

but i guess sittin back an just drinkin somethin sounds good
wwhat do you recommend

wwizards an magic arent real either
so they are kind a lame
just so you knoww

fff-

[tipsygnostalgia]

well why dont u
its the obvious answer to ur problems bro

martini is what i woudl reccomend do aliens have that
*recommend

no thats where ur wrong
i fully belieive that it is real
or at least i am hoping it is
wizards are ttly baller awesome regardless of the technicalities of whether magic real or not

[biipolareye2]

tru2t me.
you do not want to know.
all ii'm goiing to 2ay ii2 iit iinvolve2 me and 2ome bucket2.