testing the voice a little

[captainscourageous]

So this 'picking me up' thing - that's brilliant, all right? It could be fun, but let's just get one thing straight. It's not going to interfere with Quidditch, is it? We've got a game coming up against the Kenmore Kestrals in two days and look, I've got this plan, have a look -

[SUDDENLY NOTEBOOK IS OPEN AND LOOK AT SQUIGGLING LINES EVERYWHERE.]

- you see, we'll have the Chasers go down in a pincer formation and the Beaters can come up like this and - oi! Don't click over to that 'baker street' place! This is important! We're getting towards the finals and Puddlemere's got a really good shot at it this year. I know we can do it, as long as this doesn't interfere with Quidditch.

Which it won't.

All right?

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A temptation I could not handle lol

[plays_dirty]

[ EYEBROW ARCH AND LAUGHING ]

You really think you got the moves this year Wood? [ He just likes to push your buttons okay? OKAY?!]

You'll be too busy turning into a dog or surviving the apocalypse to worry about quidditch if you get sucked into Baker St.

:3

[captainscourageous]

Getting turned into a dog? That would explain your performance this year.

[Do you see this epic lineface, Flint? It is an epic lineface.]

Too busy messing about with Transfiguration to practice.

[plays_dirty]

Oh ho. Not messing about with Transfiguration... [ Smirk ] Messin' about with one of your roommates maybe. But then you're to busy for fun like that.

[captainscourageous]

Don't make me sick, Flint. What you do off the pitch is your business and I really don't want to hear about it.

[plays_dirty]

Just jealous Flint. Just jealous, you not gettin' anything at the moment or something little more worked up than normal.

[captainscourageous]

I can guarantee I'm getting more than you are.

And if you're getting anything besides dirty looks from Weasley, then his standards have gone way down since school.

[plays_dirty]

Doubtful Wood, but if you want wanna give it a go, I can probably show you a thing or two.

[ he laughs smirking a little. ]

[captainscourageous]

The only thing you can show me how to do is cheat, and I don't play that way, Flint.

[plays_dirty]

I don't cheat, so tired of people sayin' I cheat just cause I wore a green uniform in school and did a few stupid things as a bloody teenager. [ He rolls his eyes slightly. ]

You don't play my way? Or are you scared you might like it too much?

[captainscourageous]

The only thing I like about your way of playing is that it makes you so easy to beat. Don't even break a sweat.

[plays_dirty]

I am not surprised you're still talking about quidditch when I'm not Wood. [ He gives another laugh. ] Though I can beat you on the pitch, but I was making a sexual innuendo that last time, but then you'd actually have to have had sex to understand that.

[captainscourageous]

I'm still talking about Quidditch because the idea of you talking about sex makes me sick.

[plays_dirty]

Talk about takin' schoolboy jealousy to a new level Wood, seriously you are living in someone's brain... she's gonna get you to do things you wouldn't normally do.

But seriously if you ever wanna good time you know where to find me. [ WINKING AT YOU OLIVER ]

[captainscourageous]

[O_O

O_O

O_O]

I think our ideas of 'a good time' are very different.

[plays_dirty]

Aww you don't like sex? [ GRINNING AT YOU ]

[captainscourageous]

I like sex. But the idea of sex with you - ugh. They don't make Scouring Charms strong enough.

[plays_dirty]

Whatever Oliver, If you can't get over old prejudices, your loss not mine. Floo me when you grow up.

[captainscourageous]

How about you get over the idea everyone wants to shag you? Might be a little more helpful.

[plays_dirty]

The problem with getting over the idea that everyone wants to shag me, is that, Every really does want to shag me. [ he smirks a little pushing his hair out of his face. ] You sure you don't wanna give it a shot.

[captainscourageous]

I'd rather have a go at Professor Flitwick than you.

[savingpplthing]

So, Ron and I have a bet going. How many team members have threatened to kill you for waking them up a ridiculous hours to train so far?

[captainscourageous]

I'm not the captain, mate, it's not my call.

[though merlin's pants he wishes it was. IT WOULD MAKE LIFE SO MUCH EASIER.]

Pierce is good about it, though; he's got his priorities straight.