on chapter 47 (SPOILERS like wow)

[sweatsprofusely]

Do you need me to hold you? It's a bit soon...

[ Mun is SCREAMING AND CRYING BECAUSE AAAAA ]

It's ok. I can wait.

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askladf and OF COURSE i play as this derp

[pseudonimity]

[you know what

she can't

even. but her mun's ragequitting too.]

....She...

[that's all she's got.]

FLAILS ARMS

[sweatsprofusely]

[ I READ A GREAT META.... about how Reiner is ignoring Bert and not letting him talk and Bert never actually ADMITS TO REINER'S CLAIMS SO... things are so strange. ]

[ Bertolt just nods. ]

/CRIES

[pseudonimity]

[Actually that seems plausible!! It explains why Bert seems really withdrawn and hesitant about the whole ordeal...which only makes the weirdness weirder...]

[Christa remains silent for a time, until she suddenly speaks, but in a strained voice---]

It's funny, Bertholt...I was talking to Jean, and I said I'd die with no regrets, and that I knew what I was in for...but now...that she...

[There's a sob. What's not really h e l p i n g is that her mun is wailing in the background, screeching some nonsense about 'WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE DEAD YET, YOU ASS!'.]

...Just...why? Is this...going to be worth it?

shaking forever

[sweatsprofusely]

[ too bad we won't know until AUGUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT ]

We'll see.

[ Not like he was gonna say more ahahahahahaha BUT BERT TRUSTS REINER AND EVERYTHING WILL MAKE SENSE SOON?? maybe. ]

[pseudonimity]

[NNNNNNOOOOOO....]

Of course.

[The shakiest deep breath ever. Pfft, you be all mysterious and shit! You two and your little...titanbro pact or WHATEVER IT IS.]

That's...all we can do. Right?

[sweatsprofusely]

[ cries deeeeeeeply but Ymir asked and you're.... convenient. ]

I have a mission. That's all I want to do.

spoilers like whoa in this comment; whitened out for courtesy

[deviantlyhates]

[ Two chapters ago, she easily figured out where you two were hiding and told the scouting legion where you may be. Two chapters ago, she had been injured enough because of you two to not ride out to hunt you two down with her own squad.

Now?

WELL. She's just a bit torn because ASHDGKJSHGDKLSG; another person who can turn into a Titan...! The Colossal Titan, no less! That's really damn exciting and this is a huuuge opportunity to meet him in person. However informally. ]

You can't run forever, you know.

you're a kind soul

[sweatsprofusely]

I've got a destination in mind.

[ Two chapters ago he was watching Reiner lose it further to you humans and your stress so... Much as he respects you guys, the mission is more important. ]

[deviantlyhates]

[ Boy just wait 'till she gets her hands on you. She will have all the fun. ] So did we, and so did Eren. [ The basement. ]

If anything, you're just taking him closer to his goal, too. [ Sure, she's betting a lot of whatever is opened by that key. But it could be the solution to helping humanity. ]

[sweatsprofusely]

[ Not gonna happen Hange that shit's creepy. 60m of no thanks. ]

Once we get Eren to our village, it'll all be okay. We don't need the key. You do.

[deviantlyhates]

I'm wondering about that, actually.


My bet is that key is also for you. [ Optimistic? Yep. ] Either way, it doesn't change the fact that you've now given us a reason to go out there again with even more determination--

[deviantlyhates]

--and to hunt you down.

[sweatsprofusely]

[ Oh no you did the thing now Bertolt is going to... sweat some more. ]

I wonder how many of your soldiers it would take to kill just one of our warriors. How many of your people are you willing to sacrifice for something futile?

[deviantlyhates]

Well, I don't want to kill you guys. [ 'You guys'. Oh, Hanji, oh so casual with the Titans. ] But why don't you ask yourself the same question? How many of you sentient Titans do we have to induce a chrysalis state before you give up? [ Oh no she pulled the Annie card. Not that she knows what this latest chapter suggested; of course she's only goes about what she does know. ] There can't be that many of you.

[ No, everyone and their mom is a Titan. ]

[sweatsprofusely]

There's enough. [ GURL YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BERT SWEAT ANGRY SWEAT. You can threaten his people but don't you threaten his threesome friends. ]

So many of your senior members are chasing after Eren... it would be a huge blow to you if they all died.

[deviantlyhates]

[ Well, the Military Police are one thing. Supposedly the top-ranked of each class, but... they are the most out of practice.

The commander, on the other hand... ] We all know that sacrifice is inevitable.


But don't underestimate us.

[sweatsprofusely]

I won't make the same mistake as Annie or Reiner.

[ THEY WERE SOFT... and they were his friends and it's all you guys' fault that they're broken ;A; ]

[deviantlyhates]

Mistake--?!

That's the best part about them. Maybe you will do that, too-- oh, but you're will be a lot bigger. [ Get it get it 'cuz you're the Colossal Titan. ] I can't wait. [ Shivers down her spine, even. What is it with this crazy lady and Titans... ]

[sweatsprofusely]

You'll be waiting a long time.

[deviantlyhates]

Speaking of mistakes--

With those big hands, have you ever tried grabbing something and then by mistake you squished it? [ The possibility of that happening to Eren comes to mind. ] With a body like that, there's no way that you know your own strength and coordination well enough to prevent a mistake like that, so I doubt I'd have to wait that long.

[sweatsprofusely]

[ Wow you're seriously asking after going through with all that, you're so... weird, Hange. ]

Things are small. Grabbing anything is hard. [ He's grabbed Reiner as the Armored Titan plenty of times, but Reiner is also impervious to damage. ]

[deviantlyhates]

[ Nodnod. ] That's what I thought.

[ That's what anyone would think. ] I bet picking things out of your teeth is really hard, too. [ Said sympathetically, even. POOR GIANT TITAN CAN'T CLEAN HIS TEETH. ]

[sweatsprofusely]

None of that matter when I turn back. There's no point.

[ Bertolt is honestly confused now, haha. ]

[deviantlyhates]

[ Welcome to Zoe Hange. ] Eh--? Do Titans care about hygiene at all...?


[ Wow wow they really are different creatures!! ]

[fiftypercentoff]

It's been a rough week.