psychomagnet: (As Death left impressing)
Debra Morgan ([personal profile] psychomagnet) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-22 09:13 pm
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because enablers

Alright, so let me see if I'm catching what you're throwing at me sister, because even if I am right, I'm still pretty sure you're fucking tinfoil hats and conspiracy-theory crazy. You've got me up here dangling like bait on a motherfucking hook so you can see if you can land some weird-as-shit alien kids for me to swear at?

Oh, excuse me, swear with?

Holy shit, you're seriously fucking insane. Or bored. Sometimes they come pretty close to being the same, you know that?



...whatever, I hope you're ready for a whole lotta disappointment.

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acrotomophile: (To give me your relations)

[personal profile] acrotomophile 2012-02-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Shakes his head and says chidingly,] Now, Debra, you don't really think you're a disappointment, do you?

Chin up.
psychomagnet: (The House of Bathory shrouded)

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[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh fuck me.
psychomagnet: (For from Her alone)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
You? You don't get to tell me who is or isn't a fucking disappointment.
acrotomophile: (You dip me and you dunk me)

[personal profile] acrotomophile 2012-02-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Harsh. Okay, here's an idea-- I'll be your swear buddy while we wait for the alien kids to show up.

Just think how cathartic it'll be for you.
crabtankerous: (You know you have seen this all before)

[personal profile] crabtankerous 2012-02-23 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
IN CASE YOU MISSED THE MEMO ABOUT SHIT THAT BECAME A THING WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING, THEY'RE ALL FUCKING MORONIC WRIGGLERS WHO CAN'T SHUT THEIR PROTEIN CHUTES FOR TEN GOGDAMNED SECONDS.
ALSO, FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS AND FUCK MY MUN FOR INSISTING I REPLY.
WOOPDEE FUCKING DOO.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I PREPARE TO FLIP MY SHIT OFF THE NEAREST HIVE ROOF.
psychomagnet: (And Kissed Her)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Cathartic? You know what'd be real cathartic for me, you raging douche? Taking you out at the kneecaps and kicking you a few dozen times while you're writhing on the goddamn ground- that would be motherfucking cathartic.
acrotomophile: (hmmm Debra needs eviscerating)

[personal profile] acrotomophile 2012-02-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Funny how I feel exactly the same way. But you don't see me giving into the urges, do you? Practice some self-control; you're supposed to be made of stiff moral fiber.
psychomagnet: (In mourning by Her side)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, first- holy shit you're a little gray kid, what actual motherfuck?

Second- that's a whole lot of goddamn text to say these folks are crazy assholes and that you're not here of your own free fucking will. Because guess what genius, I didn't exactly start jumping up and down to volunteer for this bullshit dog and fucking pony show this dame thinks she has going like a little kid at a fucking magic show, alright?

Try not to land on the grass when you hit the ground, it's hell for the lab geeks when you shitheads don't hit the concrete.
electricjesus: (oh boy)

[personal profile] electricjesus 2012-02-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you supposed to be swearing at aliens?
psychomagnet: (Enigmas of shadowy vistas)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Because considering the number of bodies you've left in your wake, I don't think the word 'self-control' is what you're looking for, dickhead.
psychomagnet: (If only I could have wept)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
You know if I knew that, I mighta been able to stop her from doing this.
frustration: (Default)

[personal profile] frustration 2012-02-23 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAVING ANY TROUBLE WITH THAT ONE.
CONSIDERING YOU JUST SWORE YOURSELF ALL THE WAY INTO NEXT WEEK.
WE FLOCK, YOU KNOW.
WE FLOCK LIKE EXCITED LITTLE PROFANITY WINGBEASTS TO EVERY SINGLE GRACEFUL 'FUCK' THAT LEAVES YOUR LIPS.
TWEET TWEET DAMN.
electricjesus: (interesting thought)

[personal profile] electricjesus 2012-02-23 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
No, you wouldn't. Don't kid yourself. They're sadistic, they'll always be sadistic, whether or not we understand or like it.
acrotomophile: (not stalking you)

[personal profile] acrotomophile 2012-02-23 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You don't? [he asks, mocking.] You think I didn't get caught exactly when I wanted to?

You should know better than anyone how much self-control it takes for a killer to kill the way he wants, Miss Homicide Detective.
psychomagnet: (The House of Bathory shrouded)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck me, maybe I should've been a little more goddamn eloquent then, kept the fucks to a minimum.

No really, fuck you- like I care what draws you batshit little freaks in like flies to a shit sale at the county fucking dump, Christ. What the hell are you douchebags supposed to be, anyway?
psychomagnet: (Benighted like ill-fated Usher)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Buddy, I think you need to reexamine the meaning of the word 'sadistic'. I'd go with 'delusional' and maybe 'egotistical', but I dunno, maybe mine's a different kind of nucking futs than yours is.
electricjesus: (are you that stupid?)

[personal profile] electricjesus 2012-02-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
They make us dance for their deluded pleasure. What would you call that?
crabtankerous: (Just a vapor)

[personal profile] crabtankerous 2012-02-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
BRILLIANT FUCKING DEDUCTION THERE. IS IT MY TURN TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY GOGDAMED OBVIOUS?
WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO DUMB IT DOWN FOR YOU?
IT'S NOT MY FUCKING JOB TO WRITE SHIT SO THAT RETARDED NOOKSNIFFERS CAN UNDERSTAND THEM.
AND OH LOOK. THERE GOES MY SHIT. FLIPPING OFF THAT ROOF LIKE A SUICIDAL LOVER LEFT JILTED AFTER HIS MATESPRIT HOOKS UP WITH HIS MOIRAIL.
AND THEN THE CREDITS ROLL BECAUSE IT'S THE STUPIDEST GOGDAMNED MOVIE EVER MADE.
WEEP UNTIL YOUR WEIRD FUCKING CLEAR LIQUID DUCTS DRY UP LIKE A PUDDLE ON A HOT ALTERNIAN DAY.
psychomagnet: (And Kissed Her)

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[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
...fuck you, I don't care what the fuck you start in on, but you leave that the hell out of this or I swear to fucking God--!
frustration: (Default)

[personal profile] frustration 2012-02-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, THE FUCK POLICE. THEY'LL BE ONTO YOU PRETTY SOON.
IF THEY'RE NOT ALREADY. I SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE.
THOUGH BEFORE I LEAVE, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A LITTLE QUESTION.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON YOUR LITTLE PRIMITIVE INTERNET?
psychomagnet: (In mourning by Her side)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
And you know what? You are just full of so much shit, I swear I don't fucking know how it's not coming outta your goddamn eyeballs. 'Got caught when you wanted to' my ass.
psychomagnet: (Like storm-beached Aphrodite)

[personal profile] psychomagnet 2012-02-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking stupid, for one. Goddamn hilarious for another, considering some shit I've seen.
electricjesus: (want to bite)

[personal profile] electricjesus 2012-02-23 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? And what have you seen, that has you so jaded?
acrotomophile: (my brother's work)

[personal profile] acrotomophile 2012-02-23 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he's just smirking at her, smug in both his secrets and his ability to rile her up. Brian's always gotten more satisfaction out of hiding things from people than revealing them.]

You don't really think you know the whole story, do you? Deb... [His voice gentles.] You're just a side player, a reoccurring character that got elevated to the main cast later on. You're not part of the main plot; you never were.

[Until Dexter had put her there, and ruined all of his plans, of course.]
adoraglubthirsty: (WHATEVER MOM...)

You clearly needed even more Karkat in this post.

[personal profile] adoraglubthirsty 2012-02-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
ATTENTION, WASTE OF BREATH-FLAPPING MONKEYS EVERYWHERE, THIS IS THE VOICE OF YOUR FUTURE TYRANNICAL RULER, BELLOWING FROM ON HIGH
NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
WHY THE GLUB IS THIS GETTING BEAMED INTO MY CARTILAGINOUS NUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY, LIKE I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN EXCHANGE INSULTS WITH SOME FECULENT PIECE OF DUST-SUCKING PEONSHIT?
WAKE UP, KARKAT! COME AND SENSE THE BLOOD IN THE WATER WAFTING ACROSS YOUR SWEET EXALTED GILL RECEPTORS! IT SMELLS LIKE FLIPPED SHIT! I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO! I CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO DO THAN TROLL THE CLUSTERGLUB OUT OF MAMMALIAN NOOK-SCRATCHING HAIR-BEASTS!
FUCK YOU. ALSO? FUCK YOU.
NOW WHO THE GLUBBING HELL ARE YOU AND WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
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