What am I even doing with you, Zak? (Canon is Ghost Adventures)

[whoscratchedme]

I'm actually kind of speechless right now. This lock-down inside your head is horrifying. Especially since you've been playing those Silent Hill games lately and imagining your own 'demons' up here. I'm feeling a sense of doom from those dark evil forces, so maybe you could take a break from these video games for a while? That'd be great. If you would put me anywhere else, find me a ghost town and give me a camera.

Do you think you could find me somewhere with a lot of paranormal activity someday? Or am I trapped in this dark and spooky head-space forever?

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[gary_golden]

[A voice would ring out from nowhere in particular and Zak wouldn't be able to see anyone there.]

You want something paranormal boss?

[whoscratchedme]

[He's turning in what he thinks is the direction of the voice, keeping very still when he doesn't see a person in view.]

Who's there? Come out and show yourself.

[gary_golden]

[As if in mockery of Zak trying to find him the voice would seem to come from different spots each time.]

Over here boss! No over here!

[Whoever it was, was clearly enjoying this.]

You sure you want me to come out boss? You might regret it.

[whoscratchedme]

[Each time the voice shifts, he's turning in place to follow it. Where the fuck was his EVP recorder when he needed it?]

Are you an evil spirit? [His tone becoming more firm--borderline aggressive.] What is it that you want?

[gary_golden]

Evil spirit? Boss you're not thinking hard enough.

[There was a throaty laugh.]

Maybe I am a spirit. Maybe I'm not. Maybe if you had a voice in your head it would sound just like this.

[whoscratchedme]

[This is way more than Zak ever expected to encounter. Chills and blurbs over EVP recordings were the extent of regular exposure. This. This was intense.]

You're... in my head right now?

[gary_golden]

Maybe I am, maybe all those years of hunting things in the dark has made you crazy.

[whoscratchedme]

I don't think so. [Well, maybe he thinks so A LITTLE BIT. He usually knows how to separate demonic spirits from aggressive ghosts... Right now he's having some difficultly.]

Just tell me who and what you are...

[gary_golden]

Fine but only because you would never get it on your own.

[Suddenly there was a shout from behind Zak]

Behind you boss!

[And there was Gary standing there in all of his ugly glory.]

[allthisenergy]

Zak, bro, bro--

[WE ARE SO GREEN WITH NIGHTLIFE]

Do you feel that?? It's like something touched me.

[IT'S SO DARK IN DEAR MUN]

[whoscratchedme]

[SO GREEN.]

Holy shit! What's touching you, man??

[THE EMF MONITOR IS GOIN' NUTS.]

I'm gettin' chills. You seein' this, dude?? I'm getting CHILLS!

[allthisenergy]

I don't know!! It felt like needles piercing my skin.

[REALIZATION.]

...

Dude. Where is Nick? He's not here, man.

[oh no the ghosts have him]

[whoscratchedme]

[Ho crap.]

NICK! Where are ya, man?!

...

[.........yeah, they got him]