I still don't know why they gave her this kind of power.

[rainbowbrush]

Hey! Munny-lady! It's about time you remembered I can do stuff like this! So, are you gonna let me have my Fake Mustache Relic again? Huh, huh, areya?

[...]

What do you mean, 'no'?! It's my Relic! I'm the only one that can use it! Jeez, you act like I'd use it to do bad things and force people to do stuff they don't want to!

[...Relm...]

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Just 'cause I wanna make Shadow dance, it doesn't mean I'd use it for anything evil. Come on, let me have a little fun!

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[blockedlight]

...................................................

No.

[rainbowbrush]

Shadow!

[She is entirely too happy to see him right now.]

[...]

[You should run, Shadow.]

[blockedlight]

[Running is a thing that Shadow is good at. [[Insert inner monologue here about how his entire life has been running, blah blah blah angst angst angst.]]

So he quietly attempts to edge away from Relm.]

[rainbowbrush]

[Yeah, yeah, suck it up, emo kid. And he can't get away. She has him in her sights and she follows him closely, as if she were his... wait for it... shadow.]

Where are you going~?

[blockedlight]

[No why is she following him. No he doesn't want to be controlled with that fake mustache. NO. HELP.

He edges away more.]

Going.... away.

[rainbowbrush]

Why? Stay and dance with me!

[In a lightning-quick movement, she equips the Relic in question. (Looks like your daughter got some of those ninja skills, after all.) Her eyes sparkle mischievously as she raises her hands to her head, forcing Shadow to mimic the movement.]

[blockedlight]

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO HIM WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.

Shadow finds himself unable to control his limbs. Even as he looks positively angry, he mimics Relm's movements perfectly and dances in sync with her.

This is the most degrading thing in the history of ever.

Help.]

[rainbowbrush]

[Relm giggles happily as she dances, shaking her hips and waving her hands on the top of her head, all the while with Shadow mimicking her every move.]

[This goes on for a little while, until Relm gets tired. She wanted to stop, but... then what? Even with his mask on, she could tell that Shadow was furious.]

[What had she gotten herself into now?]