[General freelancing muse, very VERY new to this...]

[gibken]

Dear You:

How much me is too much? Why can't you ever torture someone else for a change? I'm tired of being your...

Your butt monkey.

And I know this is how you show love, or so you claim, but enough is enough.

-Joe Gibken, Gokai Blue

Comments

[yellows]

Do you think I should at least feel sorry for you?

[gibken]

...You could try, but I don't think the effort-to-payout ratio is good enough.

[yellows]

It's not?

[gibken]

Well, I wasn't planning on paying you to feel sorry for me. So, uh. No. Probably not.

How hard your life is, Luka.

[yellows]

And here I was, about to offer my sympathies for free.

[gibken]

Aww. I'm proud of you.