On her current situation in Bete Noire

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

Dude. What the hell? We've talked about cause and effect before, right?

You know, I never thought I would actually say this, but Dean Winchester? He's right. I need to come clean about the Sam situation. I'd say "before someone gets hurt," but that's pretty much a barn door minus horse situation.

Sweetie, seriously. You got me into this mess. Don't make me bite you or something.

I would never do that, I love you, okay?

Peace and love,

Diana "So not the Cainite messiah" Abel

Comments

[gary_golden]

So you're the Malkavian Jeanette was talking about.

[diana_abel]

Um...yes?

I mean, I'm pretty memorable, so probably.

[gary_golden]

Nice to meet you boss. The name's Gary if you're curious. Probably been a while since you've seen a Nosferatu, right?

[diana_abel]

Uh...about seven months, I think.

Seven months since I've seen any Cainite so...yeah.

[gary_golden]

So what's this cainite messiah thing? Some sort of cult made up by some of your clan or what?

[diana_abel]

Let's just say my Grandsire's derangement was "Megalomania." She thought she was God. She thought my sire was Adam. She thought I was...well...that should be a bit obvious.

[gary_golden]

Ahhhh gotcha, guess that'd be a bit tough boss. If you don't mind my asking, what's your poison?

[diana_abel]

Um...a stake through the heart?

[gary_golden]

I mean your derangement boss.

[diana_abel]

Oh.

Regression. And why are you calling me "boss?"

[gary_golden]

It's just something I like to call people.

[diana_abel]

Oh. Well, that's groovy, I guess.

[gary_golden]

Well if that line wasn't just something you picked up we're not that far apart in age. Used to be "Gorgeous Gary Golden" on the silver screen. Back before the embrace.

[diana_abel]

Yeah? You're a Hollywood type? Don't know a lot of Cainites who get involved in that stuff. I'm a theatre person myself, although I knew of a Toreador primogen who was the king of the B movies. Put Bruce Campbell to shame.

[She pauses thoughtfully.]

I wonder if Bruce Campbell's a vampire.

[gary_golden]

[He nods] Yeah back before I was a Cainite I was in the pictures. Now it's just Gary.

Which Primogen? Though it's not like I know many of the other Primogen outside of LA.


[That thought made him laugh.]

If he is I'd like to meet him. Would be pretty funny if he was a Tremere so he could re-create that hand-scene.

[diana_abel]

Ugh, I hope he's not a Tremere. Maybe a Torrie? They're, on the whole, not unpleasant.

[gary_golden]

Not all Tremere are bad but I'll give you that they are creepy. Besides we have to think about who would embrace old Brucie.

[diana_abel]

I'm sure he'd be useful to someone out in LA. Or maybe New Zealand! He was on that Xena show.

[gary_golden]

Well he's not in L.A or I would know about it.

[diana_abel]

Oh well. Maybe the theory is just a theory.

[gary_golden]

Yeah maybe, I mean what prince would o-kay such a high profile guy like that getting embraced anyway?

[diana_abel]

The Prince could be the sire?

[gary_golden]

Maybe but even then most of those guys use a little bit of discretion. It's how they climb the social ladder after all. That and kissing elder ass.

[diana_abel]

Well...not all Princes are Ventrue.

[gary_golden]

Still you have to kiss elder ass to get to the top of the Camarilla.

[diana_abel]

Do you?

Sorry, I don't know these things. I'm Indie.

[gary_golden]

Can't say I'm in the pocket of the prince either but if you're a Nosferatu you see these things.

[diana_abel]

Makes sense, I guess.