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sure isa lot of rule 64 lately
*ruel 63
i am appraprently a part of this too
which is weird
altouhg mun i have yet to meet boobs me
(fyi that is what im gonna call her
its gonna be 'boobs me' b/c of boobz
which i assume she has got since shes a grrrl)
shutup it doesnt make me a douche
hey im sure shed call me somehting just as good
like
you know
'not-boobs-me'
souns legit
anyways i got alot to doso lets tie up this thing
nun i know 'a lot' is to words
*mun
get off my cade
*case
*ruel 63
i am appraprently a part of this too
which is weird
altouhg mun i have yet to meet boobs me
(fyi that is what im gonna call her
its gonna be 'boobs me' b/c of boobz
which i assume she has got since shes a grrrl)
shutup it doesnt make me a douche
hey im sure shed call me somehting just as good
like
you know
'not-boobs-me'
souns legit
anyways i got alot to doso lets tie up this thing
nun i know 'a lot' is to words
*mun
get off my cade
*case
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dude no
u r obviusly
dick me
or not bitch me works 2 i guess
b/c chekc out our pimp matchin usernames
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that rite there is like
cosmic alinement
sup boobs me
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not a ton
mons cosplayin me tomorrwow thats p much it
*tomorrow
HEY W8
omg
u dont know my namess
roxy
that means
UR
DICK ROX
Y
whoa so sorry for being so slow omg i missed the notifs for this
actualy callin me a dick or anything thats great
royx
roxy
rocks eeeee
my name iiiiiisssssss
rory
Re: whoa so sorry for being so slow omg i missed the notifs for this
ur dick rox
GEEDDDIT
so neeway
nice 2 meet you
rory
hey do u have a mom or a dad
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*shit
I GET IT
your as clever as u are charming heheheh
ihave a dad
well
dad a had
*had a dad
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k just maiin sure
how far rule 62 goes
*36
*35
*fuck
does he wri
*did :(
wirte about witches stead o wizards too
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welp actuslly it cant have been that hard to figure out if everythings all twosty turny flipways
*twisty
yeah he wrote the wickedest witches
swapping epics
*sweeping lol
but i guess if that stuffs the same
then im sorry girlme
that shit suxxxxxx ad i totaly know how you feel
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p much
xactly eth fuckin saem
3:
dark lsdy who rote about wizards
v mysteruous
n the turnin to alcohol 2 fill teh void
say
u have any faves u wanna share
i alchmeize some p ocol shit in the future
*cool
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two voids defs cancel each other out
at least im gonna assume they do for the duraition of this convo
riding this wavelenth of total mutual understoodness with u
(as i top off this ornately ingraved glass)
thats not fair i havent even had an alcholmiter deployed yet
*alchemiter
*alcoholmiter haha
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aewsome
*awesome
u dont have ne rockets or shit either do you?
i kno how 2 kill 2 bird sw/ 1 stone
[And she unveils her custom mix... AVIATION. Only the cream de violette is replaced with... NEON GAS.]
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*charmisa
*charisma
[whoa whoa WHOAAAAA]
oh gop its beautiful
waht is it
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called AVAITION
*aviation
HAVE 2 spell that rite
i reliazed taht i didnt have cream de violte right
SOOOOOO
just add air n shit
u feel like ur flyin
BEGAUSE YOU ARE FYLIGN
[Here, have one cocktail glass full while she begins to slowly sip the other, and her feet rise off the ground.]
b caerful its rly hard 2 control @ first
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or is this juts fantasy
becuz i swear
ur 1 hot hunk babe
*wonks @*
i missed the notif for this!! i am so sorry
hellol there little lad
*lady
whao weve established that im the dude here
u are no lad
i wasnt insulting ur rad feminininity or anything
because im sure your radically femanine
*wunks back*
no worries!
it is you
becuz srsly im wasted but im SURE that liek
i have girlybits
& i liekthem v much ty
but you knw what
i think i liek ur manlybits 2
maybe
l)!!!
*;)!!!1
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i almost think you r defs hitting on me
(which is totally cool btw)
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i think the possibilities is vry high
*wonk*
u r an eligigble bachelor r u not
beczus if u r
its time 4r me to get mai flirtting gamez on
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*shit
i have to prepear myself
u see being so foreveralone as i am it is not common for me to be on the recieving end of hawt flirtting gamez
THEREFOUR
ahum
*ahem
roleplay mode egnaged
*engaged
*adjdusts tie an sits down*
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im so single if u look up mai name in the dicttiotnary my picture shoudl be thar
its so not cool
but ok
im ready
8enagages rolelplay mode as well*
oh also that is a sexy tie & i would TOTES wear one if i was a man
*sits down acros & smiles suggestsively*
hello mistar me
iu hoipe u r doing well
but how can u not when yorue talking to MOI
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you guessed rite
any man would be greatful 2 be in the company of a lovely lady like you
care 4 a drink
ive got ALL the mixes an shots to make youre head spon
8spin
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ur eyes i can feel them travling all aover my boady
so laviscscous
yus as amatter of fact
i wud liek a drink v much
do u want me to break out the buebbly as this is an occasiosn 4 celebratment & partaying
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*indeed
*my eyes lock w/ yours as i pour out a white russian for u then slide it across the table letting my fingres touch urs as i pass the gass*
*glass (LOL OUT LOUD @ THAT)
plz open the bubbly and we will get our celebratments & partayings on
this mun's favorite drink is a white russian. XD
i feel totes fiiiiine
& i am fine too heheh rite ;3
oh shite
(lool taht sounds so britihs)
(ffffffff no gass passing thats like a mood killar(
i luv white russians
*takes the glass fr u with a roguish smile & a raise up of my brow*
u r quite dhe gentlemean mr laloned
* pops open the bubley w a loud POP as the stuff gueshes errywhere*
ohh yes thats good
*gets it all over her fingars & licks it up*
;)
it's fate :')
*defs exactactually like durandarun right now and im like do do do dod do dod dop dododdd*
*IM ON THE HUNT IM AFTER U*
allow me to help u miss laldonde
*i reach out & take your hand and lay a gantlemenly kiss up on it*
it tastes so sweet
*i said*
the champigne is good 2
8i laugh @ my own cleverness and give a chcukle*
absolutely :3
you knw theway 2 a womans <3 mr laloned
i htink this is the part where i sing sum twitsed sister
anyway u want it thats the way u need it
*wpnks @ so much becuz im insniuatting that u can hav it how u liek it*
*i take a sip of my whait russina & say*
jackpot
chers
*i make a toast & lclick my class 2 yours*
*glass
i think u desreve a kiss 2
*leans in & kisses u on the cheek*
oh im so forwardz
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*i turna lil bit red when u kiss me bc while i am stungingly good looking i am a man of few experieience savin myself for the rite lady*
o my *i say*
i fear the alcohlol is gettin to our heads
we wouwldnt want to do anythig we mite regret
*nontheless i take youre hand again*
miss laldodne
i would v. much like to kiss you
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anyway u want it
*i give ur hand a squeeez & give you an invitement smile*
i also want u 2kiss me
i want it liek heck
im all kinds of readyz u dont even knw
& im sure iwont regret doinjg anything w maiself
we have each others backs rite
*i say v srsly*
*i am also a ladies of repute & hav been saving mysefl 4 tha rite 1 & this feels pretty rite if u ask me not that im jumping the gun*
*or juping anything else 4 that matter*
*unless u want me 2*
but intermal momologue aside
yes
u may kiss me rite now
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im sure you are absloblutely right + this could never be a mitsake
*mistaje
whoever knew that my solemate was me
*i grin and then take u into my strong manly arms and pull you across the table in a sweepigly epic yet undenibly erotic kiss*
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*not that kind of tingly*
*ok mayb but well save that for l8r*
i m ur solemate
ist it me
& ur mine 2 so its perfect
*i say all this whiel flippig my hair back becus ur presence maeks me feel so hot*
*i am liek PULLED across the tabel & i land in your lap w a plop*
u kiss v well
*i say while runing my fingars thru your hair & archin my back to kiss u*
*mai lips r so hot & soft*
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*is what i say albiet in a grntltmenly way w/ all due respect to youre respectible ladyness*
*i trail my fungers down ur back and over your ttly hot rump*
miss laloden
oh my
*i definitely just offered u my tougne & these makeouts are defs extrasloppy*
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*i say*
*tottly
*loldone
no were not done typossss
makeuts w extraslop
just the wai i ordered it
*sits tight on ur lap and frenche kisses u back while running mai fingurs thru your fine blond hair*
u taste good mr lalond
*sucks on your lower lip & wrapins my arms aroud u rite now*
*also kisss you on yur ear*
(the white russins forgoten 4 now thats how haot this makeout is)(
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*i receive my fair share o extrasloppy makeouts adn devour them happiply*
*by that i mean im like astonuded by the qualtity of these makeouts plus the sxxxxxy way you nip @@@ my ear*
*i give u a daringly lustful look as the desire 2 soundly ravish u overwhumps me*
*overwhelms
*lmao
i bet u would taste batter
*BETTER
*i swiftly correct myself in haste to not ruin the arousing monemt with mention o the thick cakey stuff*
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im nto even going 2 bother correcting dat typos
i think freud is getting off 2 our hawt shenmamigans
*gives u a v v seductife look 2 match ur lusts*
oh that look ur givng me rite now
it maeks me feel so hot mai <3 is beatng like bumbabumbabum
(lol bum)
u knw what
i think
mr lalonde
*i trace my finger on urcheek be4 kssing you rlips again w much eagerment*
i want 2 taste UR batter
*saxy laff whiel kissing yoru mouth in the most erotit way possbible*
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goododness me
how can i refuse ;)
*i wunk at you hanpsomely then look up at the door 2 make sure it is extralocked up so nobody walks in on our sultry happenings as this roleplay elevates to sexy heights unknown b4*
altho i must request u let me make you feel good first
*i say this b/c i pride myself on putting the lovely lady 1st*
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*mr
not mrs
that cud possibly be me tho
;)!!1
*now that the edoor is totes locked & no epeople r going 2 disturb our privaet tiem*
*i wiggle on your lap & say*
ur suuuuch a gentelman & i LUV it
but myb we can feel good TOGETHAR
(togethar capses liked heck)
becuz i dont want to leave u hanging hot sutuff
*cuping your face &givng u a deeeeeeeep & totes hot kiss*
also i relaized mr lalonde that i dont know ur name
i dont think ur roxy liek me
so wats ur name so i can scream it when i need 2
;3