on the horrors of canon

[monoculi]

Why, oh why, do you keep buying those comics? I hate to say I told you so, but I kinda did. Several times, emphatically.

If you don't like it, I can point you to a number of other quality publications that are at least 75% less depressing. Plus, there's spandex. Win-win, right?

Comments

[monoculi]

Yes. Let's just pretend they're the fancy kind. Hypothetical me knows how to treat a lady.

[slayage]

Fancy peanuts and fancy drinks. It's heavenly.

And hey, non-hypothetical you does lady-treating just fine.

[monoculi]

Thanks Buff, I try my best. How are you doing anyway? Apart from avoiding canon like the plague.