Considering Tu Shanshu

[mopirates_moproblems]

Mundane,

No one finds this screen name amusing but you. Kindly revert me to my previous status, and then we'll discuss the business with the turtle.

Really, I thought we had an agreement that you'd save hauling me out for that ridiculous pirate holiday you insist on posting during.

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[erebored]

[ THEY FLOCK TO TURTLES NOW APPARENTLY ]

Put to dragonfire and many who claim such recant bold words.

[mopirates_moproblems]

[AND HE THOUGHT CURSED PIRATES WERE BAD.]

Put to any fire, I would imagine.

[erebored]

[ NAH IT'S THE LITTLE ONES YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR. SHIFTY FUCKERS. ]

Hah! The old fire inside me is not some crackling cookfire you can throw sand on. My fire is old but the stronger for it; I would wager you would learn the difference for the flickering moment you lived before it snuffed you out.

[mopirates_moproblems]

[I WILL RAISE YOU ONE CRAB GODDESS.]

That is terribly threatening, but if we're finished here?

[erebored]

[ Tom Bombadil. ]

Hmm. You have a bearing I quite like, human. You're not as gauche as the disgusting lakemen or hopeless heroes I've been loathed to know.

[mopirates_moproblems]

[Fold.]

Kind of you.

[erebored]

[ Shire can't handle me right now. ]

You'll find me rather indulgent for sake of intelligent conversation.

[mopirates_moproblems]

I can understand the impulse, but I hope you will understand that I have no wish to join your crew.