Considering Tu Shanshu

[mopirates_moproblems]

Mundane,

No one finds this screen name amusing but you. Kindly revert me to my previous status, and then we'll discuss the business with the turtle.

Really, I thought we had an agreement that you'd save hauling me out for that ridiculous pirate holiday you insist on posting during.

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[mopirates_moproblems]

From what I understand, you're enjoying it immensely.

[cravats]

That seems something of an overstatement, but it is better than Vegas.

[mopirates_moproblems]

Oh, I don't know. From what I hear, you make an excellent rabbit.

[cravats]

No. I can't say that I did.

[mopirates_moproblems]

Loose lips, Randolph. If you'll forgive the anachronism.

[cravats]

I prefer not to remember that.

[mopirates_moproblems]

I, however, am enjoying myself.

Have your ears grown?

[cravats]

If you continue to be irritating, I am going to leave you entirely to your own devices when you reach Keeliai.

[mopirates_moproblems]

That would make me very sad.

[cravats]

Then behave.

I hope you'll get along with Mr. Gray.

[mopirates_moproblems]

I imagine we have quite a lot in common.

[Not getting along with Mr. Gray he should take his filthy soulless hands off you ahem what was that?]

[cravats]

Oh, not really. You're quite different. I hope you can overcome your differences to be friends in spite of that.

[mopirates_moproblems]

Your ears have grown. I'm absolutely sure of it.

[cravats]

Mr. Gray doesn't seem to mind.

[mopirates_moproblems]

They've gotten absolutely enormous. If this keeps up they'll resemble Lady Maccon's nose.

[cravats]

Really. Do go on.

[mopirates_moproblems]

I don't think I shall, but only because she's much more frightening than you.

[cravats]

Oh, well, that is certainly true enough.

[depicted]

You mean the way you get along with Toby?

[It is officially more effort than it's worth to try to convince them to get along. Dorian gives up.]

[cravats]

Better, preferably.

[depicted]

He seems fun enough.

[So either Dorian will actually get along with him, or he'll use him for entertainment.]

[cravats]

He is very good company, when he isn't being... that.

[Seriously, James, what was with that???]

[depicted]

I can't wait to see it for myself.

[Who even knows.]

[cravats]

I am sure he'll behave better.

[Hopefully there will be fewer cracks about ears.]

[mopirates_moproblems]

[I don't know, what the hell is this Randolph]