expendable but so cute.

[undergrad]

Could you please stop reading those fics where I'm either dead or a passing plot device that winds up a mess like a bug on a windshield? It's getting more than morbid now, thanks. Why am I always leaving behind a mourning husband, anyway? Maybe I'll marry a girl! Shut up.

... Oh my God, no. I do not want a cup of frosted cocoa. I'm onto you, wise guy.

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[myownhand]

That's not much better then what I'm hearin' over here.

[though you may know what is being said. 8| ]

I don't understand how they get so much entertainment from us.

[undergrad]

Clearly I'm just that fun to mess around with.

[2cool4guardian]

[So. Grown-up Jamie. Right. He can totally deal with this. Uh-huh.]

At least you don't end up being a furry.

[...smooth, Jack. Smooth.]

[undergrad]

[ splUTTERING. Jack, pls. ]

Okay, you win.

[myownhand]

At least it means she likes you.

[SHE CAN'T OFFER MUCH HELP.]

[memorycollector]

Dead? Who would write something like that!?

[snowymischief]

[Oh boy, if he's upset about the dead part now, Jack miiiiiiiiight not bring up the spirit thing.] I'll never get why killing us off always sounds like such a good idea.

[undergrad]

I think it means I'm a depressing tent-peg for Jack, most of the time.

[ All he ever does in those stories is. Suffer. And then Jack goes on a bender, wow. ]

[jacksonoverland]

[He doesn't know who this is, but might as well chip in!]

You probably don't have to deal with rants about historical inaccuracies, though. Those are awful and boring.

[2cool4guardian]

I always win.

[So he still can see him. Good. Super super good. It's still kinda weird though.]

How is it going, big boy? You know, other than dying for the amusement of your mun.

[undergrad]

Uh, just. You know! No one, it's not ... important.

[ IT'S OKAY say the hands that wave casually. Haha!! No sad stories here, don't worry! ]

[undergrad]

You never get killed off, Jack. You either wind up smooching Pitch or Bunny, or trapped in a cage underground, or losing half your power ... or you turn into a girl.

[ He's been privy to a lot, okay. ]

[myownhand]

She doesn't have any plans t'do that t'you here, right?

[RIGHT?]

[undergrad]

[ Holy moly. ]

Uh, hi. No, not really? [ Grinning, he steps up and peers at him all over. Kind of stupidly, he blurts out: ] Your hair's brown!

[ 'Scuse Jamie, he's never seen one of you dudebros alive-alive before. ]

[kingofnightmares]

[Excuse him while he chuckles in his respective corner. Oh Jamie. He does not pity you.]

[undergrad]

I don't ... think so.

[witchofsass]

my mun says you should be grateful theres good fic about you at all :P
she cant find hardly any about me where im not some silly empty-headed idiot pining after my friend dave

[memoryguardian]

At least your mun isn't considering maiming you for the sake of their "feels."

[Huffpuff someone's not happy with their mun, Jamie, can you tell?]

[undergrad]

[ Yeah, have fun with the two inches he's got on you, colonial boy. ]

It's okay, I guess. Been a little tired, but I'm alright. How're you? And you do not always win, fibber.

[myownhand]

I'd prepare yourself, just in case.


[Shoulder pat for you bro]

[undergrad]

[ oooh OOOH OLAN ROGERS GET IN HEEERE. ]

Don't even get me started on you, there are so many tangents we could go down.

[snowymischief]

What, you think mine hasn't thought about killing me off? [BUT WOW, THOSE OPTIONS...] I think I'm gonna be sick. None of those sound good.

[memorycollector]

[NOPE. NOT OKAY. You're getting a hug RIGHT NOW.]

Just. Don't listen to whatever that mun of yours is reading, okay?

[undergrad]

haha but there's like a ton of fic about you too and you're usually p cool! :D
i don't understand the reference of rapping mine just gave me but i hope it means you have a lot of fun.

[undergrad]

Wait, what? They can't do that to you, Tooth! [ Noooo, NOOOO. ;A; ] That's awful.