expendable but so cute.

[undergrad]

Could you please stop reading those fics where I'm either dead or a passing plot device that winds up a mess like a bug on a windshield? It's getting more than morbid now, thanks. Why am I always leaving behind a mourning husband, anyway? Maybe I'll marry a girl! Shut up.

... Oh my God, no. I do not want a cup of frosted cocoa. I'm onto you, wise guy.

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[myownhand]

[She'll just, give him a sympathetic look]

I'd try t'help but, I seem t'just get others in more trouble at this point.

[P. TRUE AT THIS POINT.]

Anythin' I can do t'try and make it better?

[HERP?]

[undergrad]

I think this one will peter out on its own eventually, but thanks anyway, Merida.

[ C'MERE, one-armed hug. ]

[myownhand]

[NOPE FUCK YOU. TWO ARMED HUG.]

I could always shoot her for you if y'think that'd help.

[undergrad]

Hah! You really should, it'd be interesting to see the reaction.