Look it's not MY fault.

[stillcrawly]

Yes, it is your fault. How long has it been since you've read the book? Excuse me? Three? Three years? No, I don't think it 'counts' to go back and read old threads.

It's all fine and lovely that you want to have me back but unfortunately I am very busy. Yes, I am. No, you don't get to know with what.

Yes, I can do that.

Don't even think about putting me anywhere until you get that book again.

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[manicuredangel]

Hallo dear. Is your "mundane" giving you a difficult time? Though that really seems to be an unfair nickname to give to them, doesn't it? They aren't really mundane. Rather inventive and creative, I think.

Please forgive me I'm so rusty /crying

[stillcrawly]

... Yes. Yes she is.

[Haaaay]

And the little box she likes to keep me in is just as bland.

[13thfloorking]

Isn't it lovely that your mun gives a thought of letting you out? Don't you think?

[stillcrawly]

You mean putting me back. I've been completely out of the headspace for three years.

I don't think I like being crammed back into the asylum.

[13thfloorking]

Being remembered is something precious. Well, it depends on the context. [gives a light laugh]
Oh, an asylum can be a great place. It will never bore you.

[stillcrawly]

... No. I'm pretty bored.

[You don't know the level of crazy he's had to deal with at home, this is nothing]

I believe I would have preferred being forgotten. As it is, her hold on my currently is pretty... feeble.

[13thfloorking]

Boredom can be very maddening and being forgotten is a very sad thing! [ smirks ]

BB shhhhh I'm hardly even on DW anymore... /sobbu

[manicuredangel]

Well then perhaps you aren't too busy to come out and say hallo, dear.

/CRIES ON

[stillcrawly]

[He's not too busy for you, Aziraphale. He's just too busy for the muns little monkey games she likes to play. Today it's 'harass Crowley']

I'm out and saying hello, I'd like to think I'm being very reasonable about this.

[stillcrawly]

... Still no, still pretty sure being forgotten would be the best possible thing to happen to me right now.

[13thfloorking]

To each their own. [ the smirk disappears ]

I'd like to know the reason. Fear...annoyance?

[stillcrawly]

[None of anyones business but he's certainly not afraid of his mun, as nutty as she is]

One would imagine it'd be annoyance. As I said, I do have things I should be doing.

[Even if management can't exactly reach him in here.]

[13thfloorking]

How dutiful of you. What's your occupation as you seem to be madly in love of it?

[ let's out a light chuckle ]

Oh, how nosy of me! [ laughs ]</small

[stillcrawly]

[It's really not, it's just the excuse he's using in a futile attempt to make his mun put him back]

Middle management.

[13thfloorking]

Oh, serious. [ His eyes seem to be fixed on him ]

Any other halves?

[stillcrawly]

Beg your pardon?

[13thfloorking]

Just checking if you're a lonely chap. [ eyes still on him and places his hand under his chin as he smirks evilly ]

Any lovely ladies in your heart?

[stillcrawly]

Sorry, private information. Don't think we're friends enough for that.

[He's not as lonely as he likes to pretend he isn't]

[13thfloorking]

Ah, you're no fun. [ he's intrigued ] But...

..you're lonely, am I right? [ he's a nosy dude ]

[stillcrawly]

Nope. Can't say I am.

[13thfloorking]

Awww, good for you. [ smiles fondly ]

Want a drink?

[ takes a bottle of red wine ]

I'm a little lonely, you see.

[stillcrawly]

[He does eye the wine. After what he has to put up with mun wise, a drink was always nice.]

What a shame.

[13thfloorking]

I can pour you some if you want.

[ offers an empty glass ]

That is if you don't mind that I am not a woman.

[ laughs at the thought of him offering the guy a drink as most of the time women are the one who pours wine for men ]

[stillcrawly]

[He's more concerned about holy water being in it. But, wine. And a little taste to test won't kill him. Burn his tongue, but not kill him.]

Doesn't matter either way to me.

[13thfloorking]

[ hands the glass and pours some wine for his guest and did the same for himself. ]

My pleasure.

[ takes a sip and made a fine spray of red as soon as he tasted it]

Ah, I wish the wine is sweeter. Might have been sweeter with women around. Don't you think?