Look it's not MY fault.

[stillcrawly]

Yes, it is your fault. How long has it been since you've read the book? Excuse me? Three? Three years? No, I don't think it 'counts' to go back and read old threads.

It's all fine and lovely that you want to have me back but unfortunately I am very busy. Yes, I am. No, you don't get to know with what.

Yes, I can do that.

Don't even think about putting me anywhere until you get that book again.

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this journal is so unused it hurts

[tea_and_ineffability]

Now, now, dear. It doesn't do to question the ineffable plan. Surely there's a reason you've been brought back.

It's okay this journal is so new it's raw

[stillcrawly]

Her plan isn't ineffeble.

[Grasping at straws here, essentially her plan is part of THE plan but-]

I'm almost entirely positive it's to make fun of me.