oh noooooo

[inthemoon]

You really have no justification for this, do you? I mean, you're telling yourself that I'm my movie self, but let's be honest-- you just like this design better. You don't even know if 'movie' me is still Tsar Lunar or if I'm a spirit like the others. (Perhaps you should look into that.)

.. And I hope you realize how awkward it's going to be if Jack or Pitch show up. When was the last time I really talked to anyone other than myself? I must sound positively insane to other people at this point.

You're taking away my aura of mystery, I hope you know.

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[closetshark]

[SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR MANNY.]

You know I really should kill you on sight at this point.

[bringsthefrost]

[Well this is the most awkward thing ever.]

/fangirlish screamin g

[memoryguardian]

T-Tsar Lunar!

[IMMEDIATELY BOWING POLITELY.]

It's a honor to have you here, sir!

[snowymischief]

[YOU. YOU. OH, JACK HAS WORDS FOR YOU.] You're really lucky I'm not mad at you anymore. [Though he might be holding a smidge of a grudge.]

[inthemoon]

To think that you used to have such lovely things to talk to me about.

[kingofnightmares]

...So you finally grace the world with your face.

How sweet of you.

[inthemoon]

[ hi jack. C: ]

[bringsthefrost]

[Don't you 'hi' him. You have a lot to answer for, mister B|]

alskdjfasd ///////

[inthemoon]

It's nice to finally meet you in person, as well, Toothiana. You're even prettier close up like this.

[inthemoon]

Well, you can be angry if you need to be, Jack. I think you're stronger for having sorted through things without my help, though.

[inthemoon]

My face is always on display. [ the moon, he means. it's basically what's represented him for thousands and thousands of years, after all. ]

[thefirstguardian]

[Tsar Lunar! What a shock to actually see him, and here of all places.

Sandy grins wide, tipping that trademark sand bowler of his and dropping into a deep bow.]

[inthemoon]

[ no promises! he's not much of a q&a guy. ]

[gotawarrent]

Oi! You!

I have a bone to pick with you!

[snowymischief]

You could've at least given me a hint or something. I mean, you left me on my own for three hundred years.

[inthemoon]

Oh, goodness, none of that from you of all people. [ he drops into a crouch so that they're at roughly eye-level, smiling brightly. ] You've been with me longer than anyone, after all.

[kingofnightmares]

That's nothing but a mask you hide behind.

[There's some venom dripping off those words of his. Mmm yep.]

[closetshark]

You were a captive yet untouchable audience, and really... it's not a conversation if only one person's talking.

[inthemoon]

I suspect you might have several.

[inthemoon]

I was listening, though. I always enjoyed it when you had something new to tell me about.

[bringthefates]

[OH LOOK SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A GUARDIAN

... but he's certainly tied to the moon. Just look at how his magic works. It pretty well feeds off the moon's reflective light and magic. And he knows it, too. Which is why he's currently eying you, Manny, looking pretty damn confused. And he's going to stare at you for a good moment before speaking up.]

... If you are not a spirit, what are you?

[inthemoon]

Well, yes. I have to admit, after being on my own for so long, I tend to lose track of the decades. I was watching, though. You spent a long time finding yourself.

[inthemoon]

It's as close to 'me' as anyone can ever get. It's not as if I can visit earth, after all.

[inthemoon]

Well, if I'm not a spirit, you might say that I'm an ancient alien, of sorts.

[kingofnightmares]

So why show yourself now? And here of all places?