oh noooooo

[inthemoon]

You really have no justification for this, do you? I mean, you're telling yourself that I'm my movie self, but let's be honest-- you just like this design better. You don't even know if 'movie' me is still Tsar Lunar or if I'm a spirit like the others. (Perhaps you should look into that.)

.. And I hope you realize how awkward it's going to be if Jack or Pitch show up. When was the last time I really talked to anyone other than myself? I must sound positively insane to other people at this point.

You're taking away my aura of mystery, I hope you know.

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[closetshark]

[SPEAK OF THE DEVIL AND HE SHALL APPEAR MANNY.]

You know I really should kill you on sight at this point.

[inthemoon]

To think that you used to have such lovely things to talk to me about.

[bringsthefrost]

[Well this is the most awkward thing ever.]

[inthemoon]

[ hi jack. C: ]

/fangirlish screamin g

[memoryguardian]

T-Tsar Lunar!

[IMMEDIATELY BOWING POLITELY.]

It's a honor to have you here, sir!

alskdjfasd ///////

[inthemoon]

It's nice to finally meet you in person, as well, Toothiana. You're even prettier close up like this.

[snowymischief]

[YOU. YOU. OH, JACK HAS WORDS FOR YOU.] You're really lucky I'm not mad at you anymore. [Though he might be holding a smidge of a grudge.]

[inthemoon]

Well, you can be angry if you need to be, Jack. I think you're stronger for having sorted through things without my help, though.

[kingofnightmares]

...So you finally grace the world with your face.

How sweet of you.

[inthemoon]

My face is always on display. [ the moon, he means. it's basically what's represented him for thousands and thousands of years, after all. ]

[thefirstguardian]

[Tsar Lunar! What a shock to actually see him, and here of all places.

Sandy grins wide, tipping that trademark sand bowler of his and dropping into a deep bow.]

[inthemoon]

Oh, goodness, none of that from you of all people. [ he drops into a crouch so that they're at roughly eye-level, smiling brightly. ] You've been with me longer than anyone, after all.

[gotawarrent]

Oi! You!

I have a bone to pick with you!

[inthemoon]

I suspect you might have several.

[bringthefates]

[OH LOOK SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A GUARDIAN

... but he's certainly tied to the moon. Just look at how his magic works. It pretty well feeds off the moon's reflective light and magic. And he knows it, too. Which is why he's currently eying you, Manny, looking pretty damn confused. And he's going to stare at you for a good moment before speaking up.]

... If you are not a spirit, what are you?

[inthemoon]

Well, if I'm not a spirit, you might say that I'm an ancient alien, of sorts.

[tonewlengths]

It's not insane. I mean, okay what you're saying sounds a little weird to me, but it doesn't mean you're crazy.

[inthemoon]

I don't think I'm mad, at least, though I am being careful not to answer myself out loud, so I could be wrong.

Hello, by the way. You have extremely long hair. Is there a story behind it?

...I may be the reason for this flood. sorry u_u'''

[myownhand]

So yooooou're "Manny".

[She's heard about you through a Jack or two.]

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed t'be angry with you.

[SHE CAN'T DECIDE IF SHE IS OR NOT YET.]

OH MY GOSH no i'm just kidding it's nbd u/////u

[inthemoon]

Technically, it's 'Lunar', but Manny is fine.

.. Are you? I'm sorry to hear that. Perhaps I can apologize.

[fearguard]

Too much time with only yourself as company will do that, after all.

...It would seem you've gained some animosity as you've grown.

[inthemoon]

It does seem that way.

[ a slightly breathless, startled laugh. ] Just a bit. Enough to give my writer a stern talking-to, at least.

[inmybelly]

Tsar Lunar! It's so good to see you again!

[North look positively ecstatic. He might not mind personal boundaries too much and give him a proper hug.]

I have seen the other Guardians in this place, even Pitch, but you? How are you taking to this place?

[inthemoon]

[ WOAH PHYSICAL CONTACT oh this is a hug. right, he's seen these before.

can't. breathe.

he wheezes a little when he's finally released, but smiles anyway. ]

It's nice to see you, too, North. I have to admit, I'm a little conversationally rusty, but it's nice seeing people in person.

[frostheartedrose]

Hm, the moon are you? I'm Bridget.

[Personal space? What personal space? She wants a good look at your face without having to fly through space like her father did in the dark ages. Not to mention the moon is practically her kind's 'sun' and semi-religious in importance.]

Well, you shouldn't worry too much about that. You won't be alone much longer if humans keep going as they have been.

[inthemoon]

Well. Something like that, yes. Hello, Bridget, please call me Lunar. It's nice to meet you.

[ ... and you are really close. don't mind him if he leans back a little, his personal space bubble is usually a couple hundred miles or something. ]

It does seem that way, doesn't it?

[nippingatnoses]

So you can actually communicate with people.

Nice of you to try that, for a change.

[ He's not that mad, but he's...well, not totally over it yet, either. ]

[inthemoon]

Sometimes, yes. Mostly in emergencies. I have a bad habit of talking to myself, as well, though thankfully I've not had much cause to do that here, yet.

Hello, Jack. You're taller than I thought.

[undergrad]

Wow.

[ Giving himself a moment to get over this is the actual Man in the Moon. ]

[inthemoon]

[ WOW JAMIE you're older than you were an hour ago, he's pretty sure??? ]

Did I miss a few years again..?

[deusrexmachina]

So you're the Man in the Moon? Pitch mentioned you, once...

[inthemoon]

I am, yes. Hello. You can call me Lunar or Manny if you like.

[shockjock]

Insane and boring.

[This status report has been brought to you by Livewire.]

[inthemoon]

Well, I'm not sure the moon is meant to be exciting.

[storiestotell]

[ Don't mind her! Apparently everyone isn't as she remembers them, even at the game she's in, and it's been a little confusing.. ]

Man in the Moon? Is that really you?

[inthemoon]

[ .. oh! this is mother goose. ]

Yes, sort of. Probably not what you're accustomed to, though.

[moonpowers]

It is.. very nice to finally meet you.

[inthemoon]

It's very nice to meet you, as well. Ah.. Yue, is it? Or am I off?

[bythewaves]

[ Hi MiM have someone from a totally unrelated canon who finds your canon's fascination with the moon somewhat amusing ]

So, does Tillion leave his vessel unguarded to walk amongst us again? You look younger than I might have thought.

[inthemoon]

Begging your pardon, but I'm not sure I'm familiar with the name. I do appear to currently be younger than I should be, though, if that helps.

[desertdaggers]

Ahh, they will do what they like. You grow used to it. Or don't and keep complaining in some cases, but that's no skin off my nose. Or yours, I think.

[inthemoon]

I hope so. I've never had one before. A writer, I mean.