WELL THE THING IS YOUR SOULS HAVE TO BE COMPATIBLE FOR IT TO EVEN WORK SO EVEN IF I WANTED A NEW PARTNER I WOULD BE SHIT OUT OF LUCK UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE WAS COMPATIBLE WITH ME WHICH ISNT FUCKING LIKELY SO IF SAY YOU WANTED TO BE MY MEISTER FOR SOME MAGGOT-BRAINED REASON YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE I MAY AS WELL WEIGH AS MUCH AS A FUCKING HOUSE AND YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO USE MY SKILLS ANYWHERE NEAR AS EFFECTIVELY
I don't know if I should feel more sorry for you or Dave a8out that soul compata8ility thing. I wouldn't want my soul to 8e compata8le to either of yours!
YEAH CANT EXACTLY FAULT YOU FOR KILLING THESE THINGS NO MATTER YOUR REASON SAME THING GOES WITH THE WITCHES THOUGH NONE OF US HAVE FACED THEM HEAD-ON BEFORE
Ahh AU characters creating all of the confusion
WHATS WITH THE GREY MAKEUP?
THATS WEIRD EVEN FOR YOU
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No makeup here! And I'm guessing you're not wearing any, either. So what are you?
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IM A HUMAN AND A WEAPON
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Is a weapon a species now or what?
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[Rather suddenly Karkat turned into a pair of sickles.]
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Man, you know, I was going to say I've already seen everything, 8ut........
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[He was talking while in weapon form but he turned back.]
STRIDER MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT ME TURNING INTO MY STRIFE SPECIBUS SO IM WILLING TO ASSUME THATS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE WHO IS A WEAPON
THE VERSION OF YOU FROM MY UNIVERSE IS A MEISTER THOUGH, SOMEONE WHO WIELDS A WEAPON
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Do I wield you?
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SO EVEN IF I WANTED A NEW PARTNER I WOULD BE SHIT OUT OF LUCK UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE WAS COMPATIBLE WITH ME
WHICH ISNT FUCKING LIKELY
SO IF SAY YOU WANTED TO BE MY MEISTER FOR SOME MAGGOT-BRAINED REASON YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE I MAY AS WELL WEIGH AS MUCH AS A FUCKING HOUSE AND YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO USE MY SKILLS ANYWHERE NEAR AS EFFECTIVELY
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STILL YOURE PRETTY FUCKING EAGER TO KILL KISHIN SO YOU GET THE JOB DONE
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GRANTED THEY USED TO BE HUMAN BUT STARTED TO EAT HUMAN SOULS
YOU SEEM MORE EAGER TO GET KANAYA MADE INTO A DEATH SCYTHE AND GAIN NOTORIETY
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SAME THING GOES WITH THE WITCHES THOUGH NONE OF US HAVE FACED THEM HEAD-ON BEFORE
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ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT ME TO FILL IN OR ARE YOU GOOD NOW?
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[Out of curiosity he decides to poke one of Vriska's horns to see what it feels like.]
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THEYRE JUST MADE OF SOME SORT OF WEIRDLY COLORED IVORY, RIGHT?
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BUT HONESTLY YOUVE DONE WORSE AS A HUMAN
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SO WERE AGREED THAT YOU WILL KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME IF I KEEP MY HANDS OFF YOU
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[she leans forward and gives him a poke on the forehead]
... I get one freebie.
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Alright you got your freebie.
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And now the truce begins.