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[ace_of_knaves]

Aw, look who it is!

Yanno, just the other day, this fella came up to me and asked me to help him out with a heist. A bank thing, ho-hum, so boring. I told him I don't share the spot light with common hoods and when he asked me again I shot him. As I was watching the brain-matter drip the wall I thought of ya, sport!

Can't say I've really missed being stuck in your head but then again you always were a devoted audience... And where would I be without my fans, eh?

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[hexappeal]

I better go get a bottle or two.

[ace_of_knaves]

Aw, magelet.

You don't have to get me anything.

[hexappeal]

I meant for me. You can't tell me you didn't realize that.

[ace_of_knaves]

Well, I was thinking you were just being polite.

[wholenewstory]

Never get...tired? Of killing?

[revvinguptheharley]

Working at Big Belly Burger?

[darknessiknow]

[And a shadowy figure is looking down at you.]

I believe that you will find intimidation to not work on those pulling your strings.

[aceofkillers]

[









Yeah, he's getting the hell out of here before he winds up getting noticed.]

[ace_of_knaves]

Me? Heavens, no.

I'll keep kakking folks off as long as it's still funny.

[ace_of_knaves]

Yanno, I did work there for a wee bit. Then they fired my chalk-white behind.

Talk about rude, eh, Harles?

[ace_of_knaves]

Oh, trust me, I-

...Hey, nice threads! Get 'em at the Gap?

[ace_of_knaves]

Hey! Where are you off to in such a hurry? The show hasn't even started yet!

[revvinguptheharley]

So rude! I mean come on! You're like the meaning of service with a smile!

[aceofkillers]

[Oh. FUCK.]

[darknessiknow]

[Please, The Gap only wishes that it could carry his clothes.]

...From what I can tell there is little to trust you with. [You are not going to change subject on him that easily.]

[deciphering]

Question for the ages: what does the Joker have in common with a bad penny?

[wholenewstory]

But you're...the only one laughing.

i'm a bad person

[evenrobin]

[Jason is totally not bothered. See all that swagger? Arms crossed, hips cocked. No nerves here.]

The only joke here is you thinking you're better than some no-name bank robber.

[ace_of_knaves]

Oh, I can solve that little problem...

[ace_of_knaves]

Some people just can't take a joke.

[ace_of_knaves]

Now that's just not true. I may well be a serial killer-in fact I'm pretty sure I AM-but I'm an honest serial killer.

[ace_of_knaves]

I dunno, Fiddler, you tell me!

[ace_of_knaves]

Excuse you, Tweety, but I am an arteest, not some lousy crook!

[wholenewstory]

Cheating.