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Stiles Bilinski. Wait. No. ([personal profile] ex_normalized439) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-16 05:35 pm

what are you worried or something stiles

No, you can't just - you can't - listen. Your head is full of vampires. Do you realize how unsanitary that is? It's gotta be breaking some kind of health code, and I just, I wouldn't fit in at all. I could probably just migrate somewhere else and they can get on with whatever vampires do every day besides. Eating people.

There'll be a bus out of here if I just wish hard enough or click my heels or something, I have faith.
placeintheworld: (I hate wearing suits now)

[personal profile] placeintheworld 2013-02-16 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...What's wrong with vampires?

[Not a vampire. baseline human but.]
smilederek: (bitchface)

[personal profile] smilederek 2013-02-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Stiles. Lydia lives in her head.

[Technically now you live together.]
sucking: (envies eagerly)

[personal profile] sucking 2013-02-16 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Clicking your heels only sends you home. It doesn't manifest large vehicles.
smilederek: (I am dying you are annoying)

[personal profile] smilederek 2013-02-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm?

[Seriously Stiles? You liked her so much that you wouldn't even let him kill her when she was probably a terrible homicidal lizard, and now you hmm?]
better: (enjoys her laughter)

[personal profile] better 2013-02-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Should I start looking into buying you some nice scarves?

[personal profile] i_nominateme 2013-02-16 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me lay down a little 411 for you, little adorable face. This is basically Hotel California or like, a cult. Once you're in, you're in. But we got pink champagne so it's all good.

Also, you might want to tone down the effectively calling out all the vampires. Unless you want to get chomped. I mean, if that's you're thing, solidarity bro. I'm not judging.
bittersweeter: (surprise)

[personal profile] bittersweeter 2013-02-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How did you survive to adulthood?
sucking: (annoys easily)

[personal profile] sucking 2013-02-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I will just say: Miss Frizzle.
placeintheworld: (Default)

[personal profile] placeintheworld 2013-02-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well sure, but so do some demons, people too.
smilederek: (doop de doop)

[personal profile] smilederek 2013-02-16 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't take up any physical space there, Stiles. I'm not seeing the problem here.

[Because it's not happening to him. If this was happening to him shit would be some serious business.]
better: (tolerate her stares)

[personal profile] better 2013-02-16 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have to wear scarves to be able to buy one for you.
bittersweeter: (♔ daddy's girl)

[personal profile] bittersweeter 2013-02-16 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The Wizard of Oz was a dream sequence. If you really want a dream to click your heels out of... I could oblige.
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[personal profile] placeintheworld 2013-02-16 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lindsey smirks] Are you sure?

[personal profile] i_nominateme 2013-02-16 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, jailbait, I'll call you mister when you can legally drink, at which point I will inflict alcoholic violence upon your liver, grasshopper.

The vampires will probably nom your face off if you try to flee, anyway.

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