what are you worried or something stiles

[ex_normalized439]

No, you can't just - you can't - listen. Your head is full of vampires. Do you realize how unsanitary that is? It's gotta be breaking some kind of health code, and I just, I wouldn't fit in at all. I could probably just migrate somewhere else and they can get on with whatever vampires do every day besides. Eating people.

There'll be a bus out of here if I just wish hard enough or click my heels or something, I have faith.

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[placeintheworld]

...What's wrong with vampires?

[Not a vampire. baseline human but.]

[smilederek]

Stiles. Lydia lives in her head.

[Technically now you live together.]

[ex_normalized439]

. . . Eat people? They eat people. I don't like being eaten. I'm assuming.

[ex_normalized439]

[stiles has disconnected. please try again later.]

[but seriously is that worse or better than vampires?]

Uhhhhhh. Hm.

[sucking]

Clicking your heels only sends you home. It doesn't manifest large vehicles.

[smilederek]

Hmm?

[Seriously Stiles? You liked her so much that you wouldn't even let him kill her when she was probably a terrible homicidal lizard, and now you hmm?]

[better]

Should I start looking into buying you some nice scarves?

[i_nominateme]

Let me lay down a little 411 for you, little adorable face. This is basically Hotel California or like, a cult. Once you're in, you're in. But we got pink champagne so it's all good.

Also, you might want to tone down the effectively calling out all the vampires. Unless you want to get chomped. I mean, if that's you're thing, solidarity bro. I'm not judging.

[bittersweeter]

How did you survive to adulthood?

[ex_normalized439]

That's really. Proximity. Is the thing. Heads are small.

[Paper bag to breathe into. How do you girls etc. Still don't kill her though.]

[ex_normalized439]

Okay, but I'm not sure I'm any more comfortable flying through dimensions than I am being stuck in here. Maybe a little, but what's wrong with busses?

[sucking]

I will just say: Miss Frizzle.

[placeintheworld]

Well sure, but so do some demons, people too.

[smilederek]

You don't take up any physical space there, Stiles. I'm not seeing the problem here.

[Because it's not happening to him. If this was happening to him shit would be some serious business.]

[ex_normalized439]

Where. Where would you buy a scarf. I have never seen you wearing a scarf in your life.

[better]

I don't have to wear scarves to be able to buy one for you.

[ex_normalized439]

That's mister little adorable face to you. And people totally get out of cults, I've seen documentaries.

[ex_normalized439]

I peddle witty phrases to pay my bodyguard.

[ex_normalized439]

There are no cannibals in here.

. . . I. Think.

[bittersweeter]

The Wizard of Oz was a dream sequence. If you really want a dream to click your heels out of... I could oblige.

[ex_normalized439]

You're not seeing the - of course you're not seeing the problem, you're insane. You better bring me an amazing housewarming present. Headwarming?

[ex_normalized439]

Oh no. Please tell me I'm not Arnold.

[placeintheworld]

[Lindsey smirks] Are you sure?

[ex_normalized439]

But are you sure you know what one is? Also: would this theoretical scarf be black? Black kind of makes me look like a beatnik.

[i_nominateme]

Okay, jailbait, I'll call you mister when you can legally drink, at which point I will inflict alcoholic violence upon your liver, grasshopper.

The vampires will probably nom your face off if you try to flee, anyway.