what are you worried or something stiles

[ex_normalized439]

No, you can't just - you can't - listen. Your head is full of vampires. Do you realize how unsanitary that is? It's gotta be breaking some kind of health code, and I just, I wouldn't fit in at all. I could probably just migrate somewhere else and they can get on with whatever vampires do every day besides. Eating people.

There'll be a bus out of here if I just wish hard enough or click my heels or something, I have faith.

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[placeintheworld]

...What's wrong with vampires?

[Not a vampire. baseline human but.]

[ex_normalized439]

. . . Eat people? They eat people. I don't like being eaten. I'm assuming.

[placeintheworld]

Well sure, but so do some demons, people too.

[smilederek]

Stiles. Lydia lives in her head.

[Technically now you live together.]

[ex_normalized439]

[stiles has disconnected. please try again later.]

[but seriously is that worse or better than vampires?]

Uhhhhhh. Hm.

[smilederek]

Hmm?

[Seriously Stiles? You liked her so much that you wouldn't even let him kill her when she was probably a terrible homicidal lizard, and now you hmm?]

[sucking]

Clicking your heels only sends you home. It doesn't manifest large vehicles.

[ex_normalized439]

Okay, but I'm not sure I'm any more comfortable flying through dimensions than I am being stuck in here. Maybe a little, but what's wrong with busses?

[sucking]

I will just say: Miss Frizzle.

[better]

Should I start looking into buying you some nice scarves?

[ex_normalized439]

Where. Where would you buy a scarf. I have never seen you wearing a scarf in your life.

[i_nominateme]

Let me lay down a little 411 for you, little adorable face. This is basically Hotel California or like, a cult. Once you're in, you're in. But we got pink champagne so it's all good.

Also, you might want to tone down the effectively calling out all the vampires. Unless you want to get chomped. I mean, if that's you're thing, solidarity bro. I'm not judging.

[ex_normalized439]

That's mister little adorable face to you. And people totally get out of cults, I've seen documentaries.

[bittersweeter]

How did you survive to adulthood?

[ex_normalized439]

I peddle witty phrases to pay my bodyguard.

[bostonhowler]

Ugh, vampires. You have my sympathies. At least there are no vampires here.

[ex_normalized439]

There are no words for how jealous of you I am right now.

[incaptivity]

Us unsanitary? Who do you think does the washing up? And the hoovering, not to mention the actual shampooing of the carpets — which, by the way, would not have been necessary at all if some werewolf had learned not to eat cheesy chips in the living room.

[ Hi, welcome to Hal's life. ]

And I'll have you know, some of us have active crafting lives.

[ex_normalized439]

I meant with the blood and the sucking and all of that, not. I'm sure you're very well-groomed? [He guesses?]

. . . Crochet?

[icepicked]

Are any of them hot like those triplets that used to hang out with Dracula in the movies? If so, stop complaining.

[ex_normalized439]

. . . Let me check.

Okay, one of them kind of is, but she's wearing a business suit. Is that normal?

[failpha]

Why do you always get yourself into these situations.

[ex_normalized439]

[so indignant, o m g.] Excuse you, I am not responsible for this!

[beyourcatwoman]

Faith? After everything that's happened you're still so naive, Stiles.

[ex_normalized439]

Maybe it's sarcastic faith. You don't know. Maybe Faith is the name of somebody I kidnapped and am currently holding for ransom. Didn't think about that, huh?