on his upcoming application to teleios

[mr_manners]

... Why do I always have to be late to everything?

You know, for once, I would like to be early. Is that really too much to ask? Yep, that's exactly what I want. Early, and for people to stop kissing my wife.






... Yes, I know she's Amy. You don't have to rub it in.

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[keptbiting]

It wasn't people, it was Captain Hook. He doesn't count.

[mr_manners]

He's a man who is not your husband. How does he not count?

[keptbiting]

He's fictional.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I'm not, because he's fictional and I needed the attention. But I'm sorry I upset you. I promise not to kiss anyone other than you from now on. Forgive me?

[mr_manners]

[Of course he does. And that's obvious by the look on his face.]

You. Not him.

[then he frowns]

Sorry I'm late.

[keptbiting]

[Perfect man.]

I'm used to it. I just miss you, stupid.

[unhand]

She doubted me. Of course I kissed her. You're lucky I didn't have her then and there. Her loss, of course...

[mr_manners]

That is my wife.

[unhand]

Well, yeah, I did gather that. What's your point?

[mr_manners]

You can't just talk about someone's wife like that. How would you feel if it was your wife?

[Not that he thinks that Hook would find a woman who would be able to find one who could stand him at this rate.]

[unhand]

I'm not the marrying sort. But any girl of mine worth anything would run you through herself if she didn't want you. Don't tell me you think less of your wife.

[sassiopath]

I vote for hitting him. Hard. Just because it would amuse mehe should be warned about those things.

Also, you're late.

[mr_manners]

Oh, believe me. If he keeps pushing it, I just might.

[and such a look.]

You don't have to rub it in you know.

[sassiopath]

She is such a wonderful woman. Shame she was all alone and...

[He grinned.]

Wait, that was rubbing it in too. Oops.

[mr_manners]

You keep it up and that braggart with the hook isn't the only one I'm going to hit.

[:|]

[ofdrumsthesound]

Try hitting them.

[mr_manners]

I can't just run around hitting people.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Whyever not, they're kissing your wife! I'd have shot anyone who kissed my wife, and we didn't even like each other that much by the end of it.

[mr_manners]

Yeah, well, I find yelling usually works just as well.

[forever_sonic]

For once, we agree on something. I believe a version of Hell froze over.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I wouldn't be surprised.

There are more than a few hells made of ice, mind you.

[forever_sonic]

Oh, I'm well aware. Seen them, after all.

[forever_sonic]

Amy troubles, Rory?

[mr_manners]

... Have we met?

[forever_sonic]

We have, yes. Different form on my end, but we know one another. Through the Doctor, if no other way.

[mr_manners]

Oh. Sorry, you're not ringing a bell.