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[comas]

Look, let's just clear the air. Starting our whole relationship off by saying you're so nervous you could barf isn't as humiliating as you might think. Mostly just counterproductive, or so I've learned from experience. Just a heads up from me to you.

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[bornbroken]

Are you sure? That sounds pretty humiliating.

[comas]

[ She makes a face. Is it too self-deprecating to say everything is humiliating? No? Okay then. ]

Once you hit bottom, everything else starts looking up.

[bornbroken]

Let's just pretend for ten seconds that I don't actually agree with that.

Being in someone's headspace can still be pretty damn awful.

[comas]

You'd think a little organisation would kill, with all these extra people lying around.

[bornbroken]

I mean, we could try... but in the end there's really not much point.

[1928]

Neither are anything you or her can't live through.

[comas]

Yeah, well. Thanks for the vote of confidence, I guess.

[comas]

Why don't these places ever have a strip bar? I'd organize all this space into something straight out of Magic Mike.

[bornbroken]

Next time we take a vote on who's in charge, I think you should be up for consideration.

[comas]

That's the worst fucking idea ever, but everyone loves sexy firemen. I know I love sexy firemen.

[bornbroken]

I didn't say I thought you should win. Just that sexy firemen should be given due consideration.

[notiaraincluded]

Some relationships have started off worse.

[comas]

No kidding.

[notiaraincluded]

How you been?