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[maskurbates]

You don't have the time, sweetcheeks. My unfinished business isn't going anywhere and neither am I.

I've said before that legends never die.

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[babysealrug]

It's a shame time is so scarce.

You and I could become business partners.

[maskurbates]

More than taxidermy, I hope.

[babysealrug]

Unless stuffing a guy with bullets counts as taxidermy, I think we'd be opening something much more enthralling.

[maskurbates]

Heh, you're a funny guy, Crime Master. And might I say--that is some mask.

[babysealrug]

Please. It's lacking in the intricate and fine detail yours pertains.

For the record, is that thing fused to your face?

[maskurbates]

Of course not. My mask burned its imprint to my face. Once removed, my face was disfigured, thus becoming the mask.

It's a sign I survived my torture, if you will.

[axemeaquestion]

They don't clean up after themselves either.

[maskurbates]

That's what the little people are for, Rochelle.

[futureleader]

Legends only die when people forget them.

[maskurbates]

There's not a chance this one will be forgotten, son.

[futureleader]

If everyone who knows you suddenly keels over, maybe it'll die.

[maskurbates]

It would take an atom bomb.

[viced]

You know, eventually that business is going to be irrelevant. It might not go anywhere, but it might not be worth much either.

wait one more

[thingcalledjoe]

Ya think if you'd say it enough it'd knock some sense into 'em, eh?

[maskurbates]

You have no entrepreneurial spirit, Mr. Mayor.

[maskurbates]

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

The only thing people understand is when you hit them where it hurts.

[futureleader]

That can be arranged in some cases.

[maskurbates]

You'd choose mass murder over allowing a legend to survive?

You're twisted, kid. I like that.

[babysealrug]

Stylish. You have officially one upped me in the mob boss department.

[futureleader]

Heh. I could always just wait, you know?

For you old people to die and just usurp your legend.

[maskurbates]

I'm going to let you in on a little secret: I've already died.

[maskurbates]

Why, thank you. But enough about mine; tell me more about yours. That's not Lycra, is it?

dananana

[eastending]

What a shame.

c:

[maskurbates]

Me-ow.

[eastending]

What? Maybe I'm just going to miss you.

[futureleader]

....zombie then?

[maskurbates]

I was.

Once.

[futureleader]

Really?!

That's fucking cool. Why aren't you one anymore?

[maskurbates]

You mean you don't already, Selina?

[eastending]

Of course, how inconsiderate of me.

[maskurbates]

You bet your cute little mohawk it was cool. A flying zombie. With a magic space ring. Just let that image sink in for a moment.

[beat]

It was a one day deal.

[yeah right...]

[futureleader]

My mohawk is not cute!

[just to clarify.]

...and that story is about as believable as saying my grandma is bigfoot.

[axemeaquestion]

You still have little people?

[thingcalledjoe]

You fuckin' said it.

Been a while.

[enigmaestro]

I'm almost inclined to agree with Quentin here. Roman.

[bringerofwar]

Sometimes they die hilariously.

[viced]

Hey, I'm in politics, of course I don't! That's what people like you are for.

[osreborn]

This is where patience comes in handy.

[aceofkillers]

You sure you'd miss this guy?

Cause, just sayin'. I won't.

[eastending]

Maybe "miss" isn't the right word.

[babysealrug]

Naturally. I considered Creora, but why settle for second best?

[aceofkillers]

He don't quite seem the type to grow on you, at that. But hey, if you call dibs that's fine by me- just so long as he's not able to bug anyone afterwards.

[hexappeal]

If the definition of "legend," is very loose.

[alostsoldier]

Legends?

Seriously?

[inmateincharge]

A legend? You? Ha!