Homeless, clueless, and foodless

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Hey. You. Human.

HEY, I said.

...I SAID HEY! Get your head in the game, pink skin! Pay attention! I'm gettin' restless in here, mammal. You know how that chain of events goes. First I get restless, then I get hungry, so I suggest you find a place to set me loose before I decide to start chewin' on grey matter.

Get my drift, minnow?

Comments

And I was just thinking of you.

[whatsupdoc]

Eh... What's up, shark?

People think of King Shark? That's amazing.

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Eh? Talking rabbit? Pretty annoyin' meal. Then again, I guess you're a more filling meal than some little fluff-ball.

[cowardly_guardian]

...[Lank shark? Hungry? Well there's only one thing to do...]

GHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Stop yellin' so darn much! It's hurtin' my ea--Well, if I had ears, they'd still hurt! Cut it out! Dogs taste terrible, anyway.

Do I detect another S6 fan?! :O

[thelastvictim]

As charming as ever, I see, my dear carnivore.

It would seem you do!

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Hey, it's Screamin' Lady!

...Aw man, that's your not-as-cool look.

Yaaaaaay

[thelastvictim]

Jeannette is fine, really. And sorry to disappoint, though I'm sure your eardrums and psyche appreciate me not being in that particular form. Unless you'd like to experience a decapitation first-hand in your mind.

[And then she remembers who she's talking to, and sighs.]

Re: Yaaaaaay

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Man, it's crazy lookin' through a mun's eyes. So many of these writers do a bad job with me! I should have been a contender, damn it! They can't even keep my appearance or personality right, most of the time.

Half the time I don't even think they know what my powers are.

[thelastvictim]

Ah, well, I suppose there are some advantages to disappearing into comic book limbo. As of yet, no one but our dear depraved hairdresser has touched me.

Well, and the lonely nerd writing me now. [Hey!] Hush, human, the monsters are talking.

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Only this Gail chick seems to do a good job with me, from what I can tell. Man, I was thinkin' about how I used to duke it out with Superboy AND Aquaman. My life is so a downgrade.

I wanna' see what I'm like after the universe went all wonky, but the mun won't let me. Says it's too terrible to show me.

[thelastvictim]

I'm told the same. Something about my darling shootist having tacky bathroom sex with a Suicide Girls reject that thinks she's Harley Quinn.

Yeah, I loved Secret Six.

[whatsupdoc]

Eh, I've had worse preds chasin' after me, ya know.

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Yeah. I heard Gun Guy doesn't even have his sweet mustache.

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Ha! Ain't no worse preds than me! I'm like...the king of preds!

from an AU where Harry Potter was raised as Dick Grayson

[dickandharry]

...alright. Someone go get the bat-shark-repellent.

[im_a_shaaaaark]

Ha! Jokes on you! I've had lots of chemicals used on me!