On incoming pale troubles at witchesreign

[moirailcompass]

:33 < mundane
:33 < i would like to ask of you and your furiends
:33 < that this whole uh
:33 < quadrant flopping be solved with the least amount of drama as pawsible
:33 < this talk of violence you guys k33p talking about worries me
:33 < come on
:33 < me vwhiskers and equius are all mature now right?
:33 < we can resolve this without violence
:33 < ...right?

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[frustration]

WRONG.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < its pawsible!!
:33 < im sure if we all just pawlitely sit down and
:33 < and
:33 < oh god it really isnt is it?

[frustration]

YUP.
I'VE LOOKED OVER EVERYTHING YOU PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN UP TO IN THAT CASTLE IN THE SKY OR WHATEVER.
AND I CAN TELL YOU NOW THAT IT'S NOT GOING TO END NICELY.
AT ALL.

[he_is_fish]

Vriska is predator but not bad.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < oh
:33 < so you know
:33 < well um
:33 < would you have any suggestions?
:33 < fur what i could do to try and make this as easy as pawsible fur everyone?
:33 < especially equius :((

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i dont think so either
:33 < she just lets her emotions get the better of her a lot
:33 < which i think might happen in this case
:33 < but im more worried about what equius might do to be honest
:33 < are you furiends with her?

[he_is_fish]

Met her once.

If in your game I would be bouncer but I not.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < h33h33
:33 < we purrobably could use one
:33 < but im hoping it doesnt come down to that
:33 < im nepeta by the way
:33 < whats your name?

[he_is_fish]

Vanessa

[She gave a very simple answer. Vanessa wasn't very used to talking and she had been doing it a lot more than in her usual life.]

[moirailcompass]

:33 < nice to m33t you vanessa!
:33 < ive never met someone like you befur i dont think
:33 < if i may ask what are you?
:33 < im guessing you already know about us trolls

[he_is_fish]

Yes though don't know a lot about trolls.

I am Abian.

((OOC: If you happen to be more curious about Abians than any of the simple answers Vanessa gives let me know they're pretty interesting.))

[frustration]

WELL.
YOU HAVE HERE THE TWO MAJOR COMPETITORS FOR THE SPOT OF "MOST NEEDS A FUCKING MOIRAIL" IN THE GARDEN YEARBOOK.

[He's heard stories about this place, okay. Shitty romance counselor Karkat is go.]

BUT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY, I'M SURE.
I'VE SEEN THIS SITUATION COME UP A LOT. IT'S A DISGUSTINGLY COMMON PLOT DEVICE, SERIOUSLY.
BUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS, TELL THEM SEPARATELY.
AND THEN BRING THEM TOGETHER.
MONITOR THEIR INTERACTIONS.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
EQUIUS IS GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THAN VRISKA, IF ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S A HULKING SWEATY FREAK.
HE'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS TIME OUT HAS DONE FOR HIM. FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE COULD'VE GONE BACK TO HIS PRE-NEPETA PERSONALITY ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T YOU.
MAYBE ENLIST SOME BACKUP?
VRISKA, I HATE TO SAY IT, I'M LESS WORRIED ABOUT.
WORST COMES TO WORST SHE GOES ALL CHRONIC BACKSTABBER'S DISORDER ON YOUR ASS, PONY BOY'S ASS, OR SOME OTHER UNFORTUNATE SCHMUCK'S ENTIRE GODDAMN BODY.
BUT SHE NEEDS TIME TO DO THAT. YOU CAN TALK HER OUT OF IT.

LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW VOLATILE THEY BOTH ARE, OKAY.
PREPARE FOR THE WORST.
DON'T SUGAR COAT THINGS, ONE OR BOTH WILL CALL YOUR BLUFF.

[marearcana]

I'd rather not have an open confrontation over this, either, even though I'm not involved. It's really too bad I'm in no position to help with it.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < abian
:33 < i dont think ive ever heard of that befur
:33 < where did you come furom?
:33 < if there is anything youd like to know about us
:33 < id be happy to answer!

((ooc; i wouldnt mind knowing more~ im curious))

you have me very curious now xD do we happen to know each other?

[moirailcompass]

:33 < equius wouldnt

[Pause. She'd like to say she still knows him well, but is that true? He's also had a full half a sweep of growth without her around so who knows?]

:33 < i dont think equius would hurt me
:33 < but he is the one that im more worried about
:33 < vwhiskers already knows how i f33l
:33 < in her case im just worried about her reacting to equius reaction
:33 < but i guess youre right
:33 < delaying it is just going to make things worse
:33 < i guess im just kinda frustrated about all this myself because it
:33 < almost feels like some kind of joke to the muns
:33 < i waited so long in hopes that equius would come so i could properly break things off first
:33 < time compression never brought him
:33 < and when i finally cave in it finally does
:33 < bluh
:33 < whining about it isnt going to fix anything
:33 < but thanks for the advice karkat
:33 < its good to have someone who understands quadrants listening

[he_is_fish]

Abians come from Earth.

What do Trolls eat? Vriska no explain.

((OOC: Alright well I guess the first thing would be that Abians feed off of something from humans. There are lessers which feed of things like emotions and feelings that a human experiences. So an Abian for example could be fed whenever a human is happy while another is fed when a human is sad.

The Highers however feed off of a substance. It could be blood or in Vanessa's case, flesh.))

[moirailcompass]

:33 < hopefully this will be kept purrivate
:33 < im going to be very certain to break the news uh
:33 < somewhere there arent a lot of people :((
:33 < but if you do know of any ways to break up with a purrson
:33 < in the least hurtful way pawsible
:33 < id really appreciate any suggestions

I was the Neku and Dataku! Neku and Nepeta tagged once, but we never talked OOCly, I think.

[frustration]

YEAH, YEAH.
CHANCES ARE, HE WON'T HURT YOU.
MAYBE HE'LL EVEN UNDERSTAND LIKE A BIG BOY AND WISH YOU LUCK.
BUT HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO COUNT ON THAT.
THINGS GO WRONG, HEADS ROLL, OR WORSE.
DON'T MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE STANDING BY.
IF ANYTHING WILL MAKE HIM ANGRY, 'DISTRUST' WILL.
AND IF HE DOES FLIP OFF THE HANDLE AND REALIZES THAT 'DISTRUST' LATER, YOU CAN USE THE "YOU PUT ME, VRISKA, AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC AT LARGE" CARD AGAINST HIM.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < all sorts of things really
:33 < that all depends on the troll in questions prefurence
:33 < fur example equius is an herbivore
:33 < he wont eat meat no matter what i hunt fur him
:33 < some buy their food furom markets
:33 < some hunt down animals like me
:33 < there is no specific diet really

((ooc; ooh neat! do you happen to have a bigger picture of what vanessa or abians look like?))

[marearcana]

I'm really sorry, I don't. I don't know very much about romance, particularly not troll romance... I didn't even think to ask Equius about that.

oooh! i see, haha, nice to be tagging with you again :3

[moirailcompass]

:33 < yea
:33 < youre right in that respect
:33 < i just hope he doesnt ask me if there is someone else
:33 < i dont know if i can outright lie to him

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i s33
:33 < thank you in any case
:33 < and sorry i purrobably should have asked this furst
:33 < befur asking fur help
:33 < but what might your name be?
:33 < im nepeta

[he_is_fish]

You hunt too? [Normally she'd be territorial regarding this fact but she was constantly fed by her mun here and even if she wasn't there was plenty of game around.]

Abians eat one thing but not all the same thing.

((OOC: Here's Vanessa: http://abian.lendral.com/6/01.html

Abians can look like just about anything though, ranging from more animal-like to more human.))

You too! o/

[frustration]

THEN DON'T.
THE BEST WAY TO KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT IS BY STICKING TO THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE PALE FOR VRISKA, PALER THAN YOU ARE FOR HIM RIGHT NOW.
IT'S GONNA HURT, BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN PROBLEMS LIKE THIS.
NO ONE CAN JUST OLLY ON THROUGH STUFF LIKE THIS UNLESS THEY'RE HOPELESSLY NARCISSISTIC OR JUST PLAIN RETARDED.

[Normally he'd classify you in the latter category, Nepeta. But you have sparked his interest.]

[moirailcompass]

:33 < i do!
:33 < or did
:33 < its b33n a while
:33 < i prefur not to hurt things if i can
:33 < and the gardens provides us with food
:33 < its still fun to chase things down every once in a while though
:33 < what do you guys eat?

((ooc; neat! they are from a web comic i take it? what's it about?))